Brandon Hyde’s mind garden

Wes Moore you can prove your viability for the presidency by tearing down the yumi hogan art installation at bwi

This trump ballroom rendering is hideous

Bradish - cease - Lopez - Rogers - Kremer

Bullpen: Suarez - Suarez - wells - enns- strowd - cano - Garcia

AAA Povich - McDermott - Gibson - German

I should really stop watching these games because it’s gonna make me that much more pissed off when the winter meetings end and we have a new platoon 1B

Also you can’t strike out looking in that moment but goddamn that last strike to Julio … fucking sucks to leave your best hitter on deck

I think about the (non) Britton moment from 9 years ago way too much and it was a tie game in the wild card not a 2 run lead 9 outs from the World Series

I think it’s really important for this franchise to act like a franchise that is serious about winning and this is not thar

He was actually good in the regular season despite looking hopeless there

I’m asking the same thing about Rivas

Yeah but so is Ball 1 here, at least it’d be consistent

Mariners Britton moment

They never recovered from not plating the runners in extras in game 1 in 2014, last time they had any juice

Relating it to Mar a lago is good, it’s a room for entertaining pedophiles

I feel like these guys can’t take getting yelled at in irl and it’s actually just that the vice president is too online

Feels like a lineup full of 115 ops hitters is the equivalent of a rotation of #3 starters. You can win 95 games like that but legit stars for the playoffs

“Damn near every postseason inning” apparently not the 8 games with Javier Baez?

Pretty sure they teach you to double park next to an empty space in Baltimore drivers Ed

He didnt even go on the DL for this

There was a point in 2024 before the tigers figured it out that we probably could have gotten skubal for like Mayo Kjerstad and some lotto tickets

Him or Bellinger or Tucker or any other starting CF/1B are all good options this offseason

Sure the Yankees lost a top 10 starter but they also had another expensive guy return to form and a rookie pitch like a #2, I don’t think that’s because of Aaron Boone

There’s like 2 total funny shows out there right now. This one and whatever Tim Robinsons doing at the moment

Gotta hand it to the second season of the English Teacher which has so far drastically reduced screen time of the annoying high school students (mostly a one note bit about how they’re woke ft Ivy Wolk) and increased the amount of Carmen Christopher (basically just allowed to riff the entire time)

I might draw the line at the mussels but the shrimp sounds banging

I’m so glad Keith law is here shitposting with us

I think the cream of crab is a special but I’m thinkin bout those ribs

Have you guys seen any wild ibar sauce pairings? I’ve been meaning to try the buffalo cream of crab, but one time I saw a guy get ribs with a side of chef style sauce

Golden at bat but ohtani pinch hits for your team

I’m gonna try this but I want Zapps to make one

We need a crab kettle chip

I like where your head is at, I have a hard time seeing Buxton OR Lopez for that group of players (lacking a real headliner or two, especially not from the team that traded Povich to us for rentals)