Microwaveable plastic

Opponent was in zugzwang but should not have resigned here because my dumb ass would have stalemated for sure #chesssky

I hope he sees this bro

It's incredible what we all owe to the Portland frog

How long until ICE tries to cover up a crime their grunts commit by claiming that it was actually done by ICE impersonators in camo and masks?

At da club sippin on a ‘Field

On airplane flights, "business" is a step below "first class", and ordinary people in "economy" are even worse off.

At the post office, ordinary people use "first class" stamps while businesses send junk in "standard" class.

Really makes you think………………

Should I go Woke for Halloween?

Called it

A pointless thing stuck in my head forever: I used to work at a grocery store and their training had some lip service to accessibility. In the video, a guy rolls his wheelchair to a rack of bananas and moves some to a scale. Didn’t even check for bruises. He was on a mission to find banana weight.

Odysseus was in the Iliad, so, yes

Hades II is like a combination of Binding of Isaac and Stardew Valley. You collect boons to try to make a build that breaks the game, at the same time as you collect materials to grow your community and your little farm. The final boss of the up route is just like Mega Satan. #facts #real

Ma’am, which staffer put you up to this? Who told you that "67" is a dog whistle?

This is how I learn that Stanley Kubrick is dead?!?

Power store

The best thing about this is that the talking heads on Fox are going to whine in their most aggrieved pearl-clutching voices about how Antifa and the Radical Left are opposing Law and Order, and it’s just. Some guys dancing in inflatable animal costumes.

No u

Epic

Marry her

I think we should start calling communism "the ‘nism"

Me too (as white)

I don’t even have a primary care provider where I am now! I got on a waiting list last year and they told me the wait was 6 months. I don’t even remember which clinic that was with.

What anime is this

I’d go to a doctor but that’s unamerican

I have a cold or something

Sir, it is a travesty that Cuomo has not hired you yet.

Corruption is good, actually. The boss and his friends should get what they want.

I wonder if Hillary Clinton is chilling in Cedar Rapids