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Hey girl, are you a flower? Because you’re attracting bees.

19.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Have you tried being subsumed by capitalism?

19.02.2026 22:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought Mamdani was going to personally come and save you

19.02.2026 20:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a cup of coffee sits on a saucer next to yellow roses and the words good morning ALT: a cup of coffee sits on a saucer next to yellow roses and the words good morning

19.02.2026 17:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

squidward from spongebob squarepants looks out a window ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants looks out a window

Americans waking up to news that Prince Andrew has been arrested for Epstein ties

19.02.2026 12:57 — 👍 15155 🔁 2746 💬 593 📌 167

In the 2020 election, a bunch of billionaires like Bloomberg and the Starbucks guy ran because they saw Trump and figured anyone with enough money could do it.

I think that’s the wrong lesson. Anyone entertaining enough can do it. American voters want a spectacle.

19.02.2026 16:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Out here coaxing my coaxial cable

19.02.2026 16:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wake me up before you google

19.02.2026 06:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Morning.

18.02.2026 06:45 — 👍 3502 🔁 429 💬 105 📌 29

Reminder

22.10.2025 00:43 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Like Cheerios?

18.02.2026 04:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Here is your reminder that it is unethical to pay taxes to the current regime. The Gestapo is being funded with your money.

18.02.2026 00:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just doing some tasks

17.02.2026 22:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nah you can’t have Presidents’ Day, Chinese new year, and Lundi Gras on the same day

17.02.2026 17:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tag yourself I’m the middle one

17.02.2026 06:42 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Did someone put up that billboard because of the flood?

16.02.2026 21:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jmail, logged in as jeevacation@gmail.com You are logged into jeevacation@gmail.com, Jeffrey Epstein's email. Sourced from the November 2025 House Oversight Committee data release.

Browse the Epstein files as if you’re using Gmail in a browser. To me, this is art. jmail.world

16.02.2026 21:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My reaction when I see someone content with what they have

15.02.2026 19:35 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

It’s definitely one of those

15.02.2026 16:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Henlo

14.02.2026 23:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

⚠️ They’re doing book gacha now ⚠️

14.02.2026 18:59 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I flew on Singapore Airlines recently and they run an ad for a bank before every movie. In the ad, the CEO promotes his hard-working daughter instead of his layabout son. I guess it’s supposed to show how far Asia has come? But it’s still nepotism tho???

14.02.2026 15:02 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Soylent peen

14.02.2026 14:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(heroically) This year I will make traditional IRA contributions instead of Roth IRA contributions, in order to not pay as much taxes to fund this fascist regime, and instead pay taxes later, to a brighter tomorrow.

14.02.2026 01:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But seriously good luck with the job. Hope you find something that works for you

13.02.2026 23:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I celebrate your life choices but I’m just built different

13.02.2026 22:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

from 2020. this comic came to me in a dream

07.02.2026 18:37 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

😂🤣😂

13.02.2026 22:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

>feel like I’ve been slowly edging

Stopped reading there. Congrats, happy for you

13.02.2026 22:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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