Microwaveable plastic

Telling myself that this is how I’ll be when I’m retired so I don’t feel so bad about doing nothing now

The art of the deal

A perfectly sized box for boxed Rock Lords

Another layer

Found a perfectly sized box to stored boxed Rock Lords in

Why is Tim Robinson an orc?

Why is no one talking about this??

But then you have to eat it all before it settles again 😣

Chess is already a roguelike

i believe that short form video is maybe one of the worst things people have ever come up with and it should be regulated at least as much as cigarettes

Gasper the coast

Verily

Of War? Those Gears?

The apple trees at this nursery are six different varieties in one. Godtree the Grafted.

Jeff, I know times are hard but you have to keep praying to our lord and savior Donald J. Trump and I promise things will work out.

Putting an address in my maps app and then driving somewhere else entirely while the app keeps telling me to turn around, just to feel something

Bob Dylan was mumble rap

What I do behind closed doors with my grammarian is nobody else’s business

Making my grammarian’s head explode by telling him that bad means good

I remember her from the cartoon show "Doug" featuring "Doug"

The Book of Genesis is like "on the sixth day, God created a guy just to get mad at him."

One time in college I was sitting outside by the street and an older guy at another table had a picture book of horses. He tore out some pages and left the book. I thought the book was cool but I didn’t know what to do with it so I hauled it in the trunk of my car for a while and then threw it away.

Important gwauu update

Borders are fake, but congressional district borders are the fakest. No one knows or cares what district they’re in. There’s no spirit of a congressional district. There’s no district history or district soccer teams.

If districts actually meant something, gerrymandering would be impossible.

a man is wrapped in duct tape and standing on a sidewalk . ALT: a man is wrapped in duct tape and standing on a sidewalk .

Me on my way to log in

YouTube video by The Dead Milkmen - Topic Life is Shit

Reminder youtu.be/FYQ9sMWY-WE

Billed Cosby

Rolls off your desk and breaks both ears

Former acting FBI director involved in Jan. 6 investigations fired Two sources told NBC News that Brian Driscoll, who served as acting director at the beginning of Trump's term, was fired without explanation.

An alternate universe where the president is proud that there are people working in the federal government who have investigated his wrongdoings, because it means he has nothing to hide

www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

"You should invest in this guy. He’s just like me but filthy."