MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry

Pretty hilarious that your team thinks this will be well received by bluesky users or the public in general. Almost nobody likes the sound of their documents being looked over by an LLM AI...

Just read my first Baldwin work, Giovanni's Room. Excited to get into more of his work. :)

In 2019 he tried to extort the Ukrainian government for dirt on Biden

for me it was the breast feeding

wait wtf did he get hair treatment LOL

LETS GOOOOOO

hello hillary

this is a ref to that guy that couldnt stop busting isnt it

A spectacled tyrant perched on a withered plant. It has black feathers all over, a yellow beak, and yellow circles around its eyes that make it appear to be wearing eyeglasses.

Big fan of the spectacled tyrant that I learned about from yesterday's realbirdfakebird.com daily.

i like the little creatures

@schumer.senate.gov start chuckin' shoes at em

Newt Gingrich watching you die

How I sit waiting for you to realise you’ve been poisoned

Congressional delegation outside USAID now: “We are here to shed a light on a crime unfolding before our eyes.”

Members of Congress going into the US Agency for International Development!

id do a severence for my bathroom so i never have to shit again

when we doin the esty sales