Michael Mock

"Potato if you're real."

The best sex is like a game of Clue. Six people in attendance, no one's afraid to use a candlestick. Tim Curry is there.

Check your Paypal.

At least it was on the bus. I was damned near snoring at my desk at work...

Well, that's a relief. Thank you!

I *stillI think Kirsten Dunst should have won awards for that performance. Absolutely amazing.

I read as much of that as I could stomach, but didn't find the guy, so if I somewhy *am* following him I can only plead pure ignorance.

You can disagree and argue as much as you like but the point of evaluating something scientifically is that not every statement should be given equal credence because evidence matters

Oh my gosh y'all 😭😭 We're now just $858 shy of the goal!! Thank you all so much, you're freaking amazing!!

Please keep sharing, it's such a big help here 💜💜

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"It's on fire???"
"Sorry. Hiccups."
"We were almost done!"
"Couldn't help it."
"ARGH. Fine. Just tear it out and go buy a new set of cabinets to replace it. Try not to set the Home Depot on fire while you're there."
"Okay, okay..."
"And drink some water!"

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A "pig butchering" scam might open with a simple “Hi” or some good-natured confusion about why your phone number seems to be in the person’s address book.

It's the first step in a process intended to drain your bank account and ruin your life.

(Published Sept. 2022)

monkey ninjas
am too tired for scathing wit, alas

Happy Thursday! Almost through the week. We're still sitting still at $1473 short of the goal of paying November's overdue bills. I keep vascillating between real scared and just numb. It's been a hard year.

Thank you so much for all your help! Remember even just sharing this can make a difference.

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Oh you rich conspiring pedophiles & all your smug weaselly defenders, please lecture me again about how my trans kid is a threat to American family values

And those are some QUALITY cell phones!

...Right?
...Right???

Why am I looking at the aurora if it isn't giving me vast supernatural powers?

Night time is when you can show your true, monstrous form.

Yeah, but at least you noticed in time to call it off. That's not lazy, that's... well... it's hard to process stuff when you're sick.

Look, I know we’re all rightfully pissed about the current Epstein stuff, but you should really set aside some time and read this piece. There’s a reason “mitigating the effects of climate change” is one of my key policy positions.

You fail me yet again, Starscream.

Goddamn right.

A tuxedo cat standing on his back legs like a person, looking just over the camera

The vibes are bad so I’m reposting Fig the Familiar’s meerkat impression for your entertainment

Gahhhh! That sucks.

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🔮 Cool sword
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🪆 Found family
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Boosting for Gin and her kids and hoping we can help her after a second layoff this year.

A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.

If you see this, will you please share it? I was recently laid off for the second time this year and I need y'alls help to raise the $1473 left to cover November bills. I know we're all feeling the pinch but even a quick share can help!

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