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I feel like sooner or later whatever they're putting into him to make sure he's awake and active for these things is going to cause an Event.

Your mouth to God's ear, as my dear old mother used to say.

Of all Presidementia's prior State-of-the-Unions I've not watched in the past, tonight's State-of-the-Union is the State-of-the-Union I'm not watching the most. 🍊🚫

I am here to make sure astrophysicists see this. I will shove this skeet in their face, personally.

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There can be only one outdated musical reference.

I've mentioned this elsewhere, but I really feel like Trump's medical team must be walking an incredibly fine line between keeping him awake and active, and setting off a heart attack or stroke. Must be one hell of a cocktail they're loading him up with.

I also feel like they've got to be walking a pretty fine line on whatever godsawful medical cocktail they're feeding him before his public appearances. I mean, they need him awake and active, but the more of that you do the more you risk a stroke or heart attack.

Your outdated musical references should just beat it.

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Doctor: Sends cyst & decease

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Exactly.

I'd say there's a solid 50% chance that he glitches out in some very noticeable way.

That's not the funniest thing that could happen, though...

Your outdated musical references make the doves cry.

Honestly? Been reading Lilith Saintcrow's Black Land's Bane books, and loving the hell out of them.

BATTLE AWAITS. TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.

Oh, I am 100% a denizen of deep glowing caverns... except that the glow extinguishes itself when I approach.

Put on a belt in D&D in 5th grade and it set my gender. I just wish I could take that damned belt off now that it's done.

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And it would end with the Cars, the Jets, and the Trains all fucking.

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Somehow in the past hour, an hour has passed

I thought we'd all agreed to stop this nonsense

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I'm so sorry for all of you.

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Look, I thought he was a legitimate businessman. I was just trying to raise money to help an order of space nuns! What? Yes, the Sisters of Dathomir. Those nuns.

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