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Donโ€™t worry, private equity is buying all the specialist practices as well. From your dentist to your dermatologist, you can look forward to maximized profits via brave cost cutting

08.11.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Horrific.

There really is no washing this void off all of our hands. Even those of us who have been opposing Trump since the beginning. We as Americans share this shame

07.11.2025 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish they listened. But the big money speaks louder

07.11.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s so strange to me how many people of faith support this guy. Have you read your scripture?

07.11.2025 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, because theyโ€™re fucking starving.

06.11.2025 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1953    ๐Ÿ” 330    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 91    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

Hmmmm. Why did I stop giving money to the Times? So hard to say.

06.11.2025 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Watch my supercut of things Mike Johnson doesnโ€™t know. You can see the whole show here: www.youtube.com/live/Ams4OLn...

20.10.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7808    ๐Ÿ” 3158    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 608    ๐Ÿ“Œ 357

I would rather have 1,000,000 poor people getting a little self care than 1 billionaire existing

01.11.2025 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow. Thatโ€™s a whopper and she wisely didnโ€™t stick around for any follow ups.

30.10.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 839    ๐Ÿ” 156    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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Lawyers allege cover-up after fed shoots at man during D.C. traffic stop Neither D.C. police nor the Department of Homeland Security have explained why the Homeland Security agent fired his weapon.

BREAKING: A Department of Homeland Security officer shot at an unarmed black man during a traffic stop in DC, and the DC police officer said he was told by superiors not to mention the shooting in his incident report. 1/ www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

28.10.2025 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17911    ๐Ÿ” 10079    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 637    ๐Ÿ“Œ 567

We all know that the billionaires donโ€™t care about anyone.

They will dump anyone on the street and take their private jet elsewhere so they donโ€™t have to deal with repercussions

28.10.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I still want to know what happened to that girlfriend of the founder of Antifa that they claim to have arrested

27.10.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why Did Cory Booker Vote to Confirm Jared Kushnerโ€™s Dad? Cory Booker promised to stand up to Trump. But he and convicted felon Charles Kushner go way back.

newrepublic.com/post/195475/...

Soooโ€ฆ.. any explanation for your vote?

24.10.2025 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Times sanewashed Trumpโ€™s actions and bear some responsibility for the current situation.

Its treatment of Biden and Harris and cowardice when confronted with Trumpโ€™s behavior has destroyed its legacy.

Far too little. Far too late.

24.10.2025 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cowards and criminals

Shame on them

24.10.2025 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What book is it where Christ tells us to attack the innocent, starve our neighbors, and shun the immigrant?

24.10.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We can agree to disagree.

We very much almost collapsed into a depression in 2008. We didnโ€™t because we had levers that worked.

We are in a much worse position, and have idiots at the helm.

We will be lucky if we scrape by with an economic depression with limited violence

24.10.2025 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Visibly Bruised Pete Hegseth Declares Wobbly Barstools Threat To National Security

Visibly Bruised Pete Hegseth Declares Wobbly Barstools Threat To National Security

Visibly Bruised Pete Hegseth Declares Wobbly Barstools Threat To National Security https://theonion.com/visibly-bruised-pete-hegseth-declares-wobbly-barstools-threat-to-national-security/

24.10.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3440    ๐Ÿ” 405    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

None of those had the conditions we are facing now. The abject incompetence of the Trump regime has actively destroyed all of the levers we have to help offset the collapse.

We donโ€™t even have people in government who can give us the information we need to see it coming.

24.10.2025 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I forgive you, my child.

What do you think is going ti happen when the โ€œAIโ€ scam finally collapses?

24.10.2025 03:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How about if your net worth crosses $1 billion, we take you back down to $250 million and make you try again.

There is no reason for one person to hoard so much wealth.

Period.

24.10.2025 03:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m not Jesus, but his older and wiser cousin.

24.10.2025 03:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell, how about an actual return on all the sweat and body damage I have put in to make other people a lot more money.

I have never seen a convincing argument that shows that billionaires are anything but a negative on society.

24.10.2025 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We are already headed into a depression, with the billionaires causing it, and simultaneously building bunkers for themselves to keep themselves safe from the poors.

24.10.2025 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Comic. Confusion matrix showing renditions of different combinations, colored yellow, tan, or gray. [Air: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles G, light Y, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio Y, sharks G] [Lead: gamma rays G, neutrons T, alpha particles G, light G, Sound Y, heat Y, swords G, toxic dust T, radio G, sharks G] [Water: gamma rays T, neutrons G, alpha particles G, light T, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio G, sharks Y] [Vacuum: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles Y, light Y, sound G, heat T, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio Y, sharks G] [Oven mitts: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles G, light G, sound T, heat G, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio Y, sharks Y] [Armor: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles G, light G, sound Y, heat Y, swords G, toxic dust Y, radio G, sharks T] [Biohazard suit: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles G, light G, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust G, radio Y, sharks Y] [Faraday cage: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles Y, light Y, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio G, sharks Y] [Shark cage: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles Y, light Y, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio Y, sharks G]

Comic. Confusion matrix showing renditions of different combinations, colored yellow, tan, or gray. [Air: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles G, light Y, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio Y, sharks G] [Lead: gamma rays G, neutrons T, alpha particles G, light G, Sound Y, heat Y, swords G, toxic dust T, radio G, sharks G] [Water: gamma rays T, neutrons G, alpha particles G, light T, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio G, sharks Y] [Vacuum: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles Y, light Y, sound G, heat T, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio Y, sharks G] [Oven mitts: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles G, light G, sound T, heat G, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio Y, sharks Y] [Armor: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles G, light G, sound Y, heat Y, swords G, toxic dust Y, radio G, sharks T] [Biohazard suit: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles G, light G, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust G, radio Y, sharks Y] [Faraday cage: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles Y, light Y, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio G, sharks Y] [Shark cage: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles Y, light Y, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio Y, sharks G]

Shielding Chart

xkcd.com/3158/

23.10.2025 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4333    ๐Ÿ” 917    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 55    ๐Ÿ“Œ 41

What am I cooking? Weather is finally starting to cool down a bit, so I made a lovely pot of chili verde. @seriouseats.bsky.social has a couple of great recipes

23.10.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does it hallucinate new continents into existence?

23.10.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve been shaving my head since the late 1990s. I find it less than shocking.

It really is none of anyoneโ€™s business what anyone else does with their hair. Never mind all the other things in the world we have to worry about

23.10.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of course there was no savings. This was a data grab by Elmo. The damage that he and the rest of the oligarchs will do with what they stole will make the rest of the Trump regime look like a cake walk.

23.10.2025 14:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not a New Yorker. But, damn. Greed and power hunger really will bring people to the worst.

Fuck @andrewcuomo.bsky.social

23.10.2025 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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