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Probably eating ice cream
Rick Moranis. He seems lovely but I assume he’d really prefer to be left alone. My enthusiasm would terrify him.
06.11.2025 20:02 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Watched Insidious last night and realized they just made a worse version of Poltergeist
08.10.2025 17:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh they are: www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/t...
23.09.2025 01:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is the correct answer
26.07.2025 00:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I also have trauma from “The Necklace,” and also, “Of Missing Persons” by Jack Finney.
09.07.2025 19:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stephen Tyler told me he liked my hair at MacWorld in 2002
13.06.2025 17:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0From a Disney adult to everyone at the parks for Star Wars Day: Nerd ALL THE WAY out. Have fun.
04.05.2025 21:48 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An adorable black-and-tan Pomeranian puppy wearing an aqua harness sitting in a playpen
Everything is awful. Puppies help. This is Gilda.
09.04.2025 00:41 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This sounds a lot like double-secret probation
07.04.2025 16:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kiss Kiss Bang Bang!
02.04.2025 04:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He deserves it. DO IT.
19.03.2025 23:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A good use of AI would be to filter out just that man’s voice but I can still hear any heckling that’s going on
05.03.2025 02:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’d love it if Mike Myers pranced out on stage as Austin Powers right now. It counts as a Bond tribute.
03.03.2025 01:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yep.
03.03.2025 01:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have a feeling “ball’s in your court, Estonia” will become a meme in this household
03.03.2025 01:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Vaccines are an absolute miracle of human achievement and we’re really just going to throw that away huh
27.02.2025 17:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The answer to this is always yes.
18.02.2025 22:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Please witness my journey as a deeply uncool person:
“But why wouldn’t he do the song he won a Grammy for?”
“OH.”
“Serena’s here! Cool, but random…?”
“OMG NOT RANDOM.”
“Oh nice! Everyone’s singing along!”
“OH. MY. GOD. A. MINOR.”
Currently looking up the etymology of the word “beef”
WAIT. The two “flying facial hair” commercials were for different products?!
10.02.2025 01:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Watching these commercials it seems creepy is the new funny. Nightmare fuel.
10.02.2025 00:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Strong Levy showing in this game so far
10.02.2025 00:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0YES PLEASE
08.02.2025 17:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I think it’s me
07.02.2025 19:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I read this as “Weird Al prose” and I absolutely want that
05.02.2025 20:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A little boy of about 7 talked nonstop on the bus back from Magic Kingdom. One of the things he said was, “Everyone has the chance to be a grandparent. I hope I get to be a grandparent.” And little man, I hope you do too.
05.02.2025 15:35 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0OH MY GOD 👏👏👏
05.02.2025 15:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I approve this plan
04.02.2025 23:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Paging @andy.wtf
03.02.2025 23:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wait, did she really say “revamp?”
03.02.2025 23:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0THIS IS THE BREAKING NEWS I NEEDED
03.02.2025 23:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
