@kalimesser.bsky.social
i used to be badgirlkiki okay grandma let’s get you home
so threads is basically for people who aren’t invited to bluesky?
06.07.2023 22:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0please, whoever has my voodoo doll can you make it stop signing up for every new twitter replacement app
06.07.2023 21:03 — 👍 17 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
her merch team hates us soooo much
06.07.2023 19:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the lumineers write such relatable lyrics like when they screamed “how do you pay your rent IS IT YOUR PARENTS” in that one song
06.07.2023 17:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i never skeeted my calling card tweet am i supposed to
06.07.2023 15:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@markhoppus.bsky.social brother y’all killed it last night
06.07.2023 15:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0skeet
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BROKE: this is the Year of the Four Twitters
WOKE: this is microblogging's Warring States Period
Bluesky posters: weird little freaks (complimentary)
Threads posters: weird little freaks (derogatory)
at the blink 182 concert wondering if anybody recognizes me from my wildly popular blink fan account (tom-delard.tumblr.com) that i ran in high school….
06.07.2023 00:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
concrete jungle wet dream tomato 🤩
05.07.2023 19:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know one of you is Elon Musk, and I will figure it out
05.07.2023 11:31 — 👍 2440 🔁 335 💬 161 📌 57they should invent a sausage mcgriddle that’s mcdouble sized
05.07.2023 14:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0smells like up cracker in here
03.07.2023 00:41 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
having beers. rating said “beers”. 📍 berkeley california
01.07.2023 23:51 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0get ya box ate
01.07.2023 23:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0he asked my what we call them…. and i was like no bc ur actually not gonna believe me…..
01.07.2023 23:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my chic fil a order costs the same as a spicy salmon roll so i will never be eating fast food again
29.06.2023 17:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my fav bartender just handed me a free shot of malort pls
28.06.2023 03:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this is so embarrassing bro i miss my following
22.06.2023 02:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0having beers. what are y’all up to? sound off in the replies
21.06.2023 22:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
My father-in-law is a builder. It is difficult to get his attention in a magnificent space because he is lost in wonder. We were in Waco, Texas together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to build this today. I will never forget his answer…
“We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”
[Led Zeppelin playing]
Son: I love music from the 1900’s
Me: please stop calling them that
nobody:
tomato slices when you start eating a sandwich:
who else in texas who else dying from this weather
16.06.2023 20:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
so called “free thinkers” when the teacher says it’s nap time
16.06.2023 10:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0thinking bout when azealia banks said that elon musk is in the down syndrome spectrum (for sure)
15.06.2023 14:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0beautiful!
15.06.2023 01:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hi joe
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