Bobby

I wasn’t the Hamburger Helper Hand. I was a discarded proctologist’s exam glove.

Oh yeah. I should have remembered how he tickled me with that paint brush of a mustache he had.

I thought Grimace died from diabetes related complications?

I absolutely love it but I also love Shrinking. Industry awards aren’t really for us regular folks so they mean nothing to me.

Thank you! And yes, it is proving to be quite a beast.

“Something Wicked This Way Comes” opens in October. Then “It’s A Wonderful Life: A Live Radio Play” in December. We do our contest play in the Spring but I’m still looking through scripts.

Thanks. Now everyone is gonna steal my song.

I always use hand sanitizer before I pick my nose because I have the smarts.

I thought Grimace died from late-stage untreated syphilis?

“You're solid gold, I'll see you in hell”

Justin, this is exactly why I didn’t want to take you to Hersheypark! Don’t you ever scare me like that again! @jokeherr.bsky.social

Sphere's Wizard of Oz Digitally Altered to Include David Zaslav's and James Dolan's Faces The megascreen experience also features Sphere Entertainment Co. CEO James Dolan making a two second cameo.

Just, no.

“Oh, you’re so cool, Brewster!”

You first then tell me how it goes.

I haven’t started it yet but really can’t wait to watch it. Have you started?

I’ll never tell.

I told you I already bought tickets to take you to Menudo, you ingrate.

I appreciate them. I’m not like a huge fan or anything. You?

Oh. Um, yeah. Covered…by my…trunks. Gotta go.

Hey! That’s what my pubes look like!

You’ll get nothing like that. Stop calling me every night to ask!

Very much so. But in my opinion, a very under appreciated Genesis song. Fucking weird, yes. Repetitive also, but strangely catchy. And by the halfway mark, you realize the simple instrumentation from the start has built into a bizarre wall of musical cacophony. But it happens in such a subtle way.

“Who puts fifty tons of shit on the Foreign Office roof?”

I just finished watching The Life of Chuck. What a wonderful film! I can’t believe it only made $12 million at the box office, but it goes to show you that box office returns, positive or negative, don’t mean shit.

They fucking do

Hell yeah. I need to listen to this. I saw MM&W live way back in ‘96 with Charlie Hunter!

You have a weird way of saying you love and miss me. Anyway, I was just taking a much needed break from social media. My mom died back in March, so this summer, I kind of needed a break from, well, lots of things.

I think so

The Producers (1967) is one of the few films where I can look at screenshots and laugh my ass off.

The Shining is a 4th of July movie.