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Lars Hoel

@larshoel.bsky.social

Writer, currently querying The Last Radio Station. Its vibe is Station 11 meets Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves. Here for the #WritingCommunity; no DMs, pls.

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I’ll dm the url if you like.

09.11.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For my p/t job I wear socks with moderate compression from a company that makes them in different styles: over the calf, crew, half crew and micro. They really help (and they look nice.)

09.11.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Tulane officials say monkeys on the loose in Mississippi do not carry diseases. See update Officials now say escaped monkeys in Mississippi do not have infectious diseases. Here's what we know.

And they didn’t have herpes, Covid, or any other infectious diseases. www.clarionledger.com/story/news/2...

29.10.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They were being taken to a biomedical research facility. I’d try to escape too, as aggressively as possible.

29.10.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My pleasure.

24.10.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Laissez les bon temps rouler and all that. May you have many happy years ahead. ❀️⚜️❀️

24.10.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Some days your life feels like a sunk cost fallacy.

17.09.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yet another morning (view from work)

16.09.2025 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

um… NSFW?

15.09.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Another morning

15.09.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t die, pls. Understand there’s a big event coming up next month

14.09.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That is a very pink tongue.

13.09.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œFeed me, human” Betty says.

12.09.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Betty.

12.09.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Speaking of…

β€œThe best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity.”

09.09.2025 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, makes sense now. He gave a reading at my school (St. Olaf) in β€˜70 or β€˜71, at which I believe he was drunk. Much later, when I worked at the University of Minnesota radio station, I came across a trove of recordings he had made for them. Before one poem, you could hear him lighting a cigarette.

09.09.2025 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well that’s a trip wasted, then. 🀣 Tasmania, yes? Something with a β€œz” sound? Zambia? Zurich?

09.09.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cosette! (looking up flights to NZ)

08.09.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

More to the point, why was the Times writing about Berryman?

08.09.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hellooo!

08.09.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here is south Louisiana we’re all sailors.

08.09.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And to you!

08.09.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Red sky in distance, seen through trees and power lines.

Red sky in distance, seen through trees and power lines.

Morning.

08.09.2025 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly

06.09.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Y’know, back in my day we had to wait until the friends returned from vacation and had their slides developed, then we’d all gather in the living room with drinks and snacks and watch while Jim and Helen argued over who took what shot and where it was…

06.09.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Poor little girl; she had a scare. Now Mom is making it better ❀️

06.09.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Couple Arrested For Selling β€œGolden Tickets To Heaven” By Kelly Broich Originally published as satire on Stuppid.com in 2015 Republished here to reflect original authorship and public record JACKSONVILLE, Florida - Tito and Amanda Watts were arrested over...

No tickets, no aliens, no baby alligator. Just an April Fools prank that quite a few news organizations fell for. stuppid.com/arrested-sel...

05.09.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Look at that hopeful little face!

05.09.2025 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Gary Burton"Chega de Saudade"Vibes Solo
YouTube video by SOGLIDER Gary Burton"Chega de Saudade"Vibes Solo

youtu.be/rHR3F7vp1uc?...

05.09.2025 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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