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breaking: poor people spend money on food

Man, what a metaphor.

NBC nails the promotional material ahead of the gold medal round.

Its curling time!

(this time with the Alt text)

Shoutout to the humble two eggs and toast breakfast. Yes that is exactly $3.99 worth of breakfast, and we need to celebrate that level of efficiency.

So excited for the weather to finally get above freezing today so the snow melts to reveal weeks of buried dog shit.

Reading is still fun, thankful for books in a year of atrocities

Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?

This is an unbelievable breakdown of the halftime show

Kid Rock’s segregation extravaganza for losers didn’t even get half the viewership of the Puppy Bowl, despite both starring illiterate animals who shit themselves in public.

THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH A HISTORY MAJOR

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way

The ring search party feature ain’t nothing but surveillance under the guise of being used for pets. it will be used for people

From the bestskeeting author of the Bluesky-famous six-week Bad Bunny 101 comes this essential close reading of the halftime show! 🧵

I know we're going to talk about wide receivers for the next three months, but I want a bunch of velociraptors up front for Jim Leonhard's defense.

The problem is the kicker having 5 FGs... let them split it

No lies here

Get Kenneth Walker a TD and give him MVP

Julian Love is a free agent Joe Schoen let walk that doesn't get brought up enough when people talk about the free agents Joe Schoen let walk

Turning Point weirdos would’ve loved that halftime show. It had a man and a woman getting married. Thats like porn for them.

That was a great show. The set and choreography was amazing. I don’t care if i didn’t understand a word.

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Oh holy shit! I didn’t realize who the kid was.

Bad Bunny’s show was beautiful. What a gorgeous tribute to Puerto Rico.

It can’t be lost on anyone that the performers are the ones being brutalized while forced to prove they belong here.

the set design and choreography was so beautiful that it was irrelevant that I’m a dummy who can’t understand Spanish

All three of us had this EXACT reaction

Saying "God Bless America" and then naming ALL the countries in America was good as fucking hell, hot damn

This is the sleepy 4:05 p.m. ET CBS game that you take a nap to in your recliner.

Not exactly looking forward to the Super Bowl, but Winter Olympics into World Baseball Classic into NCAA Tournament into NHL/NBA playoffs into The World Cup is really a tremendous run.

Jesus Christ NBC stop talking about the fucking Super Bowl during the Olympics, if we're watching Olympics coverage it's because we don't give a shit about the superb owl.

Those are always the best impulse buys