Dan

now wait a goddamn !!

As a grown man that goes sparring regularly and has to deal with college kids punching as hard as they can, I kinda get it!

Imagine being The Shredder.

Imagine being a 35-to-50 year old man who's been training martial arts every day for your entire life.

Imagine how mad you'd be if one day you got your ass kicked by 4 teenagers and their elderly rat dad!

God no wonder my parents always hated the idea of me moving to New York City!

Showing my wife the 1990 live action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie and this must have pissed my parents off so much at the time lmao

This movie taught me
- how to casually swear
- skipping school gets you into a fucking cool club with skateboards and kickboxing
- what menthol is

Limp Bizkit valentine with Fred durst “give me something to break (not ur heart)”

Happy Valentine’s Day to all my shitstained homies #smokefleet

We should've named this puppy Vishnu the Destroyer

This is probably the president's fault

I feel like we weren't supposed to discover honey 🍯. Original Sin ass food, too good to be true.

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN: I consent, Sir, to this Constitution, because I expect no better, and because I am not sure, that it is not the best.

JEFFREY EPSTEIN (present at the constitutional convention): Gawrsh

a cupid crashed into my window earlier and now he’s just sitting dazed in the lawn firing arrows at all my neighbors

Showing the new puppy that I'm in charge by laying her down in her crate in the bedroom with a pumpkin licky mat and gathering my things to shower in the basement so as not to disrupt her nap 😤

As far as I'm concerned this is the Supreme Court

I think when it happens they're definitely just going to insist it didn't. He'll be on an endless trip abroad and we'll get thrown AI generated videos.

It's not like GPT4o even had big honkers, I don't get it

Anyway I've spent the better part of a decade explaining to stakeholders that we can double how fast designs, coding, and testing can go and it'll only have diminishing returns on the actual speed that value gets delivered. Excited to do that for another decade, but with a plagiarism tool to help me

"Oh but there won't be as many defects"

Dude, do you know how little defects actually matter to the business side? It's a metric used to give a gold star for effort, and to put a dollar amount on continuing maintenance. Use any software system in the world and tell me there aren't defects.

Anyway, I'm glad devs can write code 5x faster. We've sped up something that takes up maybe 10-15% of the total timeline, and we only had to burn billions of dollars and open up a shitload of risk to do it. Great job. Awesome ROI.

Amateurs.

I'd say easily 50% of the time spent on any project I've been a part of has been in the Discovery and Requirements portions. And asking "where does this project sit in priority against all the others?"

Do you think that's going to *speed up* if the business goes from juggling 7 to 400 projects?

Sure, I can throw together 10 prototypes in the time it used to take to make 1, but to what end? At the initiative level there's still going to be plenty of rounds of back and forth and arguments and needing to do real world research to see if anyone wants what you're selling. To humans.

My AI jobs take is that anybody whose actually done any sort of software project from concept all the way through delivery can tell you the vast majority of the time is spent on getting the business or policy side to agree on priority, requirements, approvals, and details. AI won't speed those up.

You're spot on. Whether it's the parent company or the network or the dirt sheets or Tony, messed up messaging and finger pointing. That said they've allowed a lot of F bombs on TBS and maybe someone saw that as an opportunity to do some placating.

SRS (checks script) constantly makes things up so idk

3 months old and her paws are this big.

This would be like the only good use of AI

And fans hijacking the shows going forward is uhh probably not gonna be good for the longevity of the TV deal.

Sorry to be the bubble burster on this, but something was going to happen during any administration to a company that aired the word Fuck uncensored.

Yes this is obvious petulant action by the administration and yes WBD has a merger that requires quid pro quo but also and I'm sorry to burst this bubble but AEW has dropped enough uncensored bombs on TBS without consequence for years that this isn't super surprising.