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Let’s have a Rod VS Don straightener.
Jocky Balboa VS Appalling Creed.

Bournemouths manager looks like the love child of Mark McGhee and Doctor Octopus

New Christmas lights just went up in Clacton.

(Farage is still the MP who makes most money from second jobs. By a long way.)

Puts a shift in once a year, used to being out in the cold… Tony Watt is Santa?!

We used to laugh at Eat Well Fir Less, as the female presenter could not hide her utter disdain for Gregg Wallace. Every glance at him was full of contempt 😀

I think I preferred Black Friday when all the annoying wankers battled to fight into the shops than into my emails.

I’m maybe doing him a disservice by slagging him off, seeing as we never had a dishwasher when I was his age 🤷🏼😆

My teenage son is talking about leaving school & his career plans.
We’ve just had to remind him not to wash electrical items in the dishwasher.
I don’t think he’s ready for the working world just yet.

Phenomenal.

Not since Albarn binned a Gorrillaz SECC gig to do bigger venues instead. Thousands of folk lost their booking fees etc for his Tory behaviour.

Potato/Tomato

Now it’s just Adele screeching 26 times an hour.

San Marino won this evening against Liechtenstein and have sealed their promotion from League D to League C after winning their group.

Look what it means!

We could fire Steve Clarke and the stubborn auld prick would just turn up for work anyway.

Shankland hasn't been this focused on destroying poles since he heard about 5G

Steve Clarke is so stubborn that he would refuse to change his underwear if he shat himself.
“One pair a day, NO MATTER WHAT.”

Ralston is the Forrest Gump of international footballers.

Haha and usually nae screen wash either.

UFC opens with a three minute standing ovation for Donald Trump.
The UK equivalent would be Keir Starmer getting paraded around the Premier League Darts.

Kris Boyd is covering a lot of the pitch…

…with his shadow.

John Rankin 😆❤️

Put Gary Kenneth in goal!

GET DANNY SWANSON A CONTRACT

Ronaldo. Just a phenom.
(R9 🙄)

See ya Twitter, See ya Pal.

Oh man, it’ll be like the good old days!

Rodders is laughing because everyone’s leaving Twitter.