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Semi-intelligent cellular agglomeration free-falling thru spacetime. Borges fanboi. Farker. True left/libertarian, antifascist, friend to LGBTQIA+. He/him, not taken not looking. Cryptobros+TERFs+fascists will be blocked. PNW ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ

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Post image 16.02.2026 00:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Own a home and married by age 30 in the US:

2025: 12%
2010: 25%
2000: 35%
1990: 43%
1980: 45%
1970: 48%
1960: 52%

This is crazy.

04.02.2026 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 140    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Anyway, here's Bondiwall...

15.02.2026 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck the I.C.E. gestapo.
Fuck the entire pedophile-protecting Trump regime.
#Nuremberg2 now.

15.02.2026 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reagan was happy to say things he didn't believe if it played well.Real journalism was still the norm in 1988. 4 decades later, most of the legacy media are vocally fascist.
Ronnie would've spewed Trump's full-throated hate if he could've gotten away with it. He paved the way to today's dystopia.

15.02.2026 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're just repeating the same vague nonsense that Dennett & other AI believers have said for 50+ yrs, always appealing to more complexity but without being able to articulate any principle or theory by which why more complexity would ever produce mind. It's embarrassing unscientific fluff.

15.02.2026 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a matter of when, not if, the AI bubble will burst.

15.02.2026 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From the kitchen back to the room I was just in, so maybe I'll remember what I got up for.

15.02.2026 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nah, I don't buy it. No consciousness is computation. No computation is conscious. Period.
It's just a popular article of faith based on nothing. There is no coherent argument connecting the two.

15.02.2026 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Regime's actions are consistent with one and only one goal:
They intend to commit a genocide.

13.02.2026 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And you obediently voted for the BBB, despite your constituents telling you to stand against this regime.
You're a bootlicking fascist-enabler and I.C.E.'s crimes are on your hands, too, Chuck.
I look forward to seeing you lose the primary in June, you brainless fossil.

13.02.2026 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another laughable trophy for the fragile pedophile.

13.02.2026 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Pride flag at the Stonewall Monument is re-raised!

New Yorkers wonโ€™t let Donald Trump erase LGBTQ+ history, or trample the rights of our LGBTQ+ neighbors.

12.02.2026 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5208    ๐Ÿ” 1347    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 68

Enjoy your time off.

13.02.2026 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hathaway is clearly a bootlicker.

13.02.2026 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#Squeee!

13.02.2026 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A sarcastic all-caps Twitter post by user 'Canada Hates Trump" reads:
"Many people are saying the line to piss on his grave will start in Canada. It'll be tremendous, probably the greatest line in history. And we'll be eating a lot of asparagus, the finest asparagus, so big, so strong. Thank you for your attention to the matter -CHT."

A sarcastic all-caps Twitter post by user 'Canada Hates Trump" reads: "Many people are saying the line to piss on his grave will start in Canada. It'll be tremendous, probably the greatest line in history. And we'll be eating a lot of asparagus, the finest asparagus, so big, so strong. Thank you for your attention to the matter -CHT."

Mmm, asparagus.

13.02.2026 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I blame Daniel Dennett's empty bloviating on this topic, since he's invariably the only philosopher techbros have ever read on the topic. None of them can articulate an actual argument. They always end up appealing to undefinable "emergent" hand-waving. Computation is not consciousness, period.

13.02.2026 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

In vivid 4-bit color.

12.02.2026 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Havenโ€™t stepped foot in a Home Depot since Jan 2025.

10.02.2026 02:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 123    ๐Ÿ” 62    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Because centrists' only instinct is what will bring in the biggest donor cheques.

12.02.2026 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We haven't seen all of the #Epsteinfiles

12.02.2026 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You and coal are both fossils that need to go.

12.02.2026 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pam Bondi bringing up a booming stock market in response to a question about child predation may not be as non sequitur as it seems, since those same men are no doubt also benefiting from the booming market. She might as well have responded, โ€œThese are very wealthy predators, you understand.โ€

12.02.2026 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 891    ๐Ÿ” 249    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Half the Dems are irredeemably corrupt and spineless. Schumer is foremost among them.

12.02.2026 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Donald Trump being awarded prize for the cleanest coal.

Donald Trump being awarded prize for the cleanest coal.

11.02.2026 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are collaborators.
Fascist collaborators.
You will never be taken seriously as a polling company ever again by any person with a brain.
Pathetic.
Spineless.
Disgusting.
thehill.com/homenews/med...

11.02.2026 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#Gallup are collaborating with the Regime.
How long until their executives' names start turning up in the Epstein files?
thehill.com/homenews/med...

11.02.2026 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I lack confidence that gutless Dem leadership will show any spine. They are so gutless and ineffective it has to be deliberate. I would be happy to be proven wrong BY THEIR ACTIONS, but they won't.

11.02.2026 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pam Bondi is a rapist-protecting monster and a fascist enabler, but you knew that already.

11.02.2026 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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