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Salvage Garden

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Ask for a doggy bag

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Mary Celeste Preachers

The chances of you seeing a social media post referencing a male bovine wearing a ladies' nightgown? Negligee bull.

CORRECTION: Our friends at #WickedWednesday (@WickedWednes) are off today

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Fleet will be back

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The Mayflower Pops

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The S Yes Great Britain they did Anchor of a Lonely Heart.

The Pet Ship Boys

QE2 Unlimited

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Stone Titanic Pilots

The Ark Royal of Noise.

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Delegate

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Tell people.

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Just use a bowl

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I hand the River Dance suspect over to the MI5 boys.

Thought that was Ibrox.

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You need to read out all the terms and conditions.

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My hair goes frizzy in summer.

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What are carbs?

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Get out! I've had enough of that joke every damn day for bat's sake!

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