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Sean Jacobs

@mictlan.bsky.social

Nerdy but probably not as nerdy as you. Dad to a cute kid. Husband to a cute wife. Good at a lot of things. Toad enthusiast who runs @toadfacts.

634 Followers  |  309 Following  |  1,391 Posts  |  Joined: 25.05.2023  |  2.7353

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My mind went straight into the jingle as soon as I saw that Tato Skins bag.

22.02.2026 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Partying like it’s 1840.

22.02.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HONK

21.02.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was just complaining about a similar graph of our electric bill.

21.02.2026 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi, Cotton!

21.02.2026 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep, and Trump already trademarked the name so some of it is money straight into his pocket.

20.02.2026 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@komara.bsky.social TEETH TEETH TEETH

20.02.2026 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same. Now that's going to annoy me. 🐸

19.02.2026 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Only one I’ve been to since 2020 was the new Superman, late showing, pretty sure I was the only person in the building wearing a mask.

I’m gonna go see Project Hail Mary though. I just gotta.

19.02.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My mother said her owl costume is SO PRETTY.

18.02.2026 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess I won’t need to pack my pants away after all.

18.02.2026 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They already have a fascist in office. It ain’t popular. I’m okay with them staying home though, please do that.

17.02.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I gave up and threw most of that stuff away a while back. Now I keep a folder in my Dropbox with PDF files of the ones that I download when I need them.

We do have a giant box of LEGO instructions though. Priorities.

17.02.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously, that’s amazing.

17.02.2026 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing.

17.02.2026 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoa, neat!

16.02.2026 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would have hated to catch that, but I would have loved to be the person who did.

15.02.2026 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Back in the 90’s I worked for a hobby distributor selling role playing games and such. One product that always cracked me up was the Balrog Unleashed from Ral Partha. It was a D&D mini that was a large winged balrog with a huge schlong. They also had a discreet version with a banana hammock.

13.02.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

This is the most amazing thing I've seen in a while. Watch the video, then read the article, then go hunt down the high-res image of the mural. It's wonderful.

13.02.2026 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll eat everything on that list as long as you don't expect me to mix it all up.

12.02.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because they are protected by the blood of Christ which covers all of their sins through belief in blah blah blah

11.02.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Rotisserie chickens, lol.

11.02.2026 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beloved media may have set us up to know right from wrong, and keep going even when the odds seem impossible, but Sam also didn't have to join a Zoom call from Moria

10.02.2026 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Excel, sure, but Libreoffice hasn’t failed me for anything I’ve tried at home. I’m not writing apps or anything but it’ll handle pivot tables and charts and whatnot just fine.

10.02.2026 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@chieflotsahair.bsky.social brought in some plants during the few days we had below freezing, so I’ve been seeing plenty of lizards (also brown anoles) indoors!

09.02.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I became a fan of Bad Bunny last year, after this album came across one of my Google Alerts for toads, because of course I have Google Alerts for toads.

The videos are all great, and I can't imagine why anyone who had actually watched any of these videos could possibly dislike Bad Bunny.

08.02.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Loco moco and asparagus on a red Fiestaware plate.

Loco moco is a contemporary Hawaiian dish made of a pile of white rice topped with a seasoned hamburger patty, brown gravy with mushrooms and onions, and a fried egg.

An absolutely dreadful lunch. Just the worst.

Loco moco and asparagus on a red Fiestaware plate. Loco moco is a contemporary Hawaiian dish made of a pile of white rice topped with a seasoned hamburger patty, brown gravy with mushrooms and onions, and a fried egg. An absolutely dreadful lunch. Just the worst.

One of the worst things about working from home is always eating leftovers for lunch. It’s just terrible.

06.02.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd like one of them, check your DMs!

06.02.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like they’ve posted that one before.

05.02.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A somewhat contrasty photo of the full moon.

A somewhat contrasty photo of the full moon.

That’s no moon!
Ahem. Sorry. I mean, that Snow Moon.

03.02.2026 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 158    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

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