Crisis Management

Given what the opposition ISN’T doing, I fully concur.

Weekend activity: infiltrating conspiracy theory groups to make them stupider. "I keep trying to get autism the the vaccines DON'T WORK"

[May #Tylenol cure this intractable political #Headache.]
#CrisisManaged

NOT ONE WORD—EVER—on how a rise in cancer might be due to COVID. The growing body of research would like a word:

𝘚𝘈𝘙𝘚-𝘊𝘰𝘝-2 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘬 𝘰𝘧 𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘏𝘗𝘝-𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘰𝘮𝘢 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘶 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳—Discover Oncology

𝘚𝘈𝘙𝘚-𝘊𝘰𝘝-2 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘴—Nature

This strip is quite the feet

This strip is quite the feet.

Thoughts on Jimmy Kimmel’s return

Great, now Australia’s gonna have a bunch of sex-crazed, autistic koalas.

[Note to the US government and MAGA writ large: no, they won’t. Not how ANY of this works]

I know it.
It's a problem.
Even here, where the bots and trolls don't reign supreme.

Onion headlines can barely compete with the NYTimes.

Time for a hard reset.
Of everything.

Except the #Habs young lineup. Those kids are gonna give us a Stanley Cup.

Only drawing attention to the fact that moral bankruptcy doesn’t suddenly become moral solvency once you’re in power.

And that Establishment Democrats are utterly bankrupt.

Democracy is about mandates. (What the people want). Not just "winning" (as has become politics’ sole cynical obsession)

Exactly.

The old Nazis were great at gaining and retaining power. Just not so great at conquering Russia. Do what they did! Get Realpolitik!

(You’ll notice this account tends towards satire: the management advice suggested in posts containing #CrisisManaged is always epically bad. As is this one)

Kamala Harris says Biden should've invited Elon Musk to the White House in 2021 The former VP writes in her new book that Musk set off her "spidey senses" long before his MAGA pivot in 2024.

Y'all are trippin'. Establishment Dems are right: You do what the other guys did—copy-paste

Because it brought them to power & THAT's the whole point!

Only then do you push policies that might save us from imminent collapse…but only if it doesn't mess with your 𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 power #CrisisManaged

Kamala Harris says Biden should've invited Elon Musk to the White House in 2021 The former VP writes in her new book that Musk set off her "spidey senses" long before his MAGA pivot in 2024.

Y'all are trippin'. Establishment Dems are right: You do what the other guys did—copy-paste

Because it brought them to power & THAT's the whole point!

Only then do you push policies that might save us from imminent collapse…but only if it doesn't mess with your 𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 power #CrisisManaged

Wait…
You have people INTERACTING with something you said?

With stuff you said THREE MONTHS AGO?!!!

I can’t even get my mother to return my call…

Maybe I should block more.
Or post more.
Or make some goddam sense.
…
Or just keep yelling into the void. Since that’s really all this is: Futile. 😞

NGL, kinda loving the matriarchal lineage. Go Janettes Jarrow!

Breaking: Unsealed copies of the Panama Papers reveal that Janette Keene Taylor’s actual name is Janette Jarrow III. She does not own stock in Jarrow.

She IS Jarrow.

(One would hope some companies out there still have a standards and ethics. Seems like the bare minimum)

Road reflector manufacturing plant?

So now MAGA is saying that Tyler Robinson was friends with a trans person. Donald Trump was friends for 15 years with a child sex trafficker and they didn’t bat an eye.

The only thing Charlie Kirk had in common with Jesus is that Christians get mad when you quote him to them.

Current mood... 🤷

One of The Oatmeal comics that were rejected by the New Yorker.

Was it worth it? #massshootings #schoolshootings #charliekirk #guncontrol Please share #laloalcaraz cartoons

Well played, sir. Well played indeed.

Shoot them? No. But we MUST stop giving bad faith actors of disinformation the free pass they’ve had.

Or we are all going to fall under their grip. Read what Kirk advocated for. Look at what the Trump regime is enacting. Wake up.

ICE can illegally detain "undesirables" some of whom DIE in custody through neglect—with the full support of all three branches of gvt. THIS is what the Charlie Kirks, MAGA, even swaths of the CPC want. It’s how fascism has always operated. With impunity

And fascism has very much arrived.

You misunderstand me. I am not condoning murder. But words matter. Goebbels never killed anyone; he only made the Final Solution palatable. Claiming that all speech is harmless is naive.

"Counting or not counting gang violence?"
Famous last words.
#CharlieKirk

One of you knows what they are talking about, one of you does not.

Choosing the high road only works when the social contract is not being torn to shreds by malevolent agents of disinformation of which Charlie Kirk was one.