Sarah Clawson

Technically, a group of 3 people is called a 'pig pen'

What mean

Hey, his Aunt Barbara made that vest for him and it's very nice of her because you know her arthritis makes it hard to work the sewing machine

Whotf is Steven Miller?

That's why it's called breakdancing, Nancy. Now show us what you got

Yeah, that's just what I need is all your ghost dogs jumping on me at Chipotle while you pretend to chide them and tell me he's friendly.

I remember how scared everyone was after Columbine. The shooter was a goth kid who kept to himself, liked knives, dark poetry. Goth kids were now a threat to our safety.

Then we snapped out of it. A teacher said, "Goth kids didn't do this. One person did this, and he's not like us."

Citation?

#selfcare is no substitute for taking care of eachother

Every accusation is a confession

(except this one)

Action is the antidote to despair

I think Kant said that. But, don't quote me on that. Quote Kant, obviously.

Trucks are the purses of the automotive world

Sleep deprivation-induced hallucinations are nature's way of letting you know: you're getting shit done.

No. Normal people vs. the very brave

Today I was listening to a story on NPR about Americans being sent to concentration camps, and for 20 minutes I assumed this story was taking place during WWII.

It was last year.

The opposite of loneliness is having people who annoy the crap out of you.

Rome wasn't built in a day. It was built moment by moment.

Same. I'm just doing it for me.

Yes, and also that rejecting him is somehow unkind. That means I can only be kind to him if I'm interested in him, which is . . . ya know, bonkers

Pathological optimists don't consider themselves such.

True optimists wouldn't call their beliefs optimistic

#bRIGHTside

Philosopher David Whyte mentions insights from an unnamed Native poet in this regard: if you're lost in the woods, stay where you are. Be there. You're lost wherever you go until you can be present and see where you are.

"Stay where you are," was also my parents' rule if i got lost when I was a kid

What you feed you will attract
. . . and whatever it is will be hungry

On second thought, it could also be a sign that you've found your way home

That's what a real woman looks like

This is my favorite example of the "tu quoque" fallacy from logical argumentation, and my least favorite example of anything anyone has ever said

When you're lost in the woods and you see the same tree twice, it usually means you're going in circles. Same with the same people repeating the same situations.

Agreed. And a snack if those aren't provided

Days like today only come along about 9 times every century.

Happy square root day, mfs.

'You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar,' but killing flies is a bad analogy for attracting people