nathan ma

My body is not yet tea but it's deeeefinitely an herbal infusion

One thing about merino wool.... that stuff is INSANE for running... just ran 10k in an old moth-eaten Uniqlo number without getting too cold OR too hot... yes there were sweat icicles hanging off the back of it by the end but STILL....

Absolutely, to visit requires a degree of entitlement that even I can't relate to

I don't think I'm better than people who go on vacation to Dubai. I know that I am.

Where do we reckon the line is

Would it be a normal amount of insane to choose a psychoanalyst with the same name as my accountant

They should get Malala on the Traitors

I got another custom trophy for the winner of my birthday party this year and it's soooooo funny

My plantar fasciitis cured itself.... I am the sole survivor.....

I've never been more excited about a night's rest than right now

I actually start celebrating my birthday early each year because my one must-have tradition is to buy nice new sheets so I can wake up feeling like a millionaire

Hat jemand dafür eine Empfehlung in Berlin? Hab gestern für zwei Stunden gesucht aber auch könnte nichts reliable entdecken

Need to know which PR keeps signing me up for Ed Sheeran's newsletter and why they've given him the wrong birthday

Went to the club for my annual trend report. Current gay fashion inspiration:
-Sorority cowgirl
-Literally pirate
-chainmail hoods

Objectively funny that Mamdani met his wife on Hinge and they STILL only let users identify their politics as conservative, moderate or "liberal"

I'm on my lunch break @HR

Unemployment crisis in Berlin at an all-time high, the gay gym is at 110% capacity on a Friday at 2 pm

It's weird to me when people are afraid of public speaking. Like "I'm just afraid I'll say something stupid". It's like, that never stopped you before?

A friend from college recently reminded me of the time that a group of parents sued the school paper for $4 million dollars because the editors published an article about oral sex in which students agreed to use their government names

One goal for my next year is to be a little bit more evil

My birthday is in a week and a half so I'm setting my intentions for 32. Taking suggestions if you have them

I like weightlifting because I find the idea of repeating something "until failure" unbelievably moving

Celebrating being German by going to a German-language talk and being excessively German (making eye contact with someone as I blatantly cut them in a queue)

This is what checking Instagram Stories feels like

40 likes and I'll tag my boss

10 likes and I'll post this on LinkedIn

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The insane thing about the rise of generative AI search or whatever is that "Let Me Google That For You" went from a schoolyard taunt to an enthusiastic offer

Admittedly I work in tech but one thing that drives me insane is that anytime my colleagues ask for advice in the work Slack, at least three people reply "I asked ChatGPT and..."

A non-comprehensive list of reasons why I swipe left on people in no particular order: weird tattoos, annoying answers, "Moderate", septum ring, lip ring, named Ben, boring answer, tourist