nathan ma

Does anyone want my ticket to MJ Lendermann in Berlin tonight at 7PM, Columbia Theater?

Also can I just say - Sofia is an INCREDIBLE brunch city

Spent the weekend in Bulgaria and realized that I might be a Berlin 3 but I'm a Sofia 10, like there are a lot of attractive people here but I'm getting hit on by EVERYONE, I feel like Sydney Sweeney at Hooters

*manifestation voice* I do not chase, I am followed

Would love to know more about the decision to treat this as an editorial correction, and what it aims to correct

The word awesome is an ick

"Can we try a different prompt so this sounds less like AI" so you agree that AI-generated content is of a lower standard

Thanks pal, I lived!

"how could you tell she was German" she was dressed like she was trying to colonize the Drake Passage. It was 19°C.

Last week a German woman watched my bike completely slip out from underneath me on the wet pavement and the only action she took as I visibly bled onto the bike path was to grab her child by the shoulders and spin him away from looking at me hahahahaha

Three things that are true:
1. People now expect service-level creatives to supply their work (writing, visuals, audio, etc) without traces of AI
2. People rely on AI to validate their concerns and theories on what is and isn't AI generated
3. People do not recognize this as an obvious tension

One Americanism that I'll never be able to shake after well over a decade in Germany is that it's insane that you can order an Uber XL and they'll send a Prius

To be fair if I were to cheat on someone I would go somewhere that no one I value would pay attention to like a Coldplay show, or Norway

I will never do standup comedy simply because I can't stomach how much self promotion it requires, it's like how I can't be polyamorous because my personal life has enough Google Calendar issues

I give it six months before there's a London literary reading night sponsored by a running shoe company

"Father Figure" by George Michael and "I Think I'm In Love" by Jessica Simpson are perfect pop songs

I love Italy sm, we went into town to visit the butcher, the baker, the grocer, and the fish shop which meant trying bits of raw shrimp and fresh zucchini blossom pizza before noon

"Fahrziel Auschwitz": Polizist behält Job trotz menschenverachtender Chat-Nachrichten Die Chats eines Polizisten waren fremdenfeindlich, geschmacklos und durchzogen von rechtsradikaler Rhetorik. Nicht genug für eine Suspendierung, meint der VGH München.

An officer tasked with protecting a Jewish holocaust survivor and the Israeli general consul in Munich wrote in a private chat that he wanted to bring them to concentration camps and gas them. A German court has now ruled that this wasn't enough to fire him. rsw.beck.de/aktuell/dail...

Crying on an overnight ferry as I watch the sun set over Napoli's skyline, slowly fading into the horizon, as a DJ cranks up a happy hardcore remix of All The Things She Said

Hi @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social can you finish this sentence: if I'm fake, I ain't noticed cause _______________

If enough people answer I bet we can get him to do it on a late night show

Happy Pride! LinkedIn just notified me that the gay furry I went to uni with is celebrating a work anniversary at a major US defense contractor!

I would believe it

Eric Adams can do it over the Single Ladies beat

Will Zohran Mamdani be the first NYC mayor who knows Nicki's verse on Monster by heart? Sounds off below: "Yes", "No", or "Eric Adams could do it if he tried"

Yesterday at my work party my colleagues told me that they assumed I was married and I was like girl to WHO

Hailee is THE character of the year

This man has photographed politicians and actors for every major international paper but made me wash my face until it was as dull and lackluster as his usual sitters

The last time I got headshots in Germany the photographer got visibly annoyed because my skin was too healthy