Pantster

Holy shit, it’s Bail Organa!

Bags are still slower than most similar sized airports.

But the most inexcusable part is the design of the new “tunnel.” This is supposed to be a highlight and a main focal point, but do you know why you never see pictures of the end of the tunnel? The view looks like a 1990s bus terminal

Who are the people that think the redone Pittsburgh terminal is great? Have they been to any other airports?

Other than it being shiny and new, it makes a lot of things worse.

Like what? Parking. Transportation to parking. Walks that are way to long for older folks or people who mobility issues.

There are a lot of people that had no idea about Mount Rushmore involved in this situation.

I would love to know what went down exactly and when they figured out that they were wrong

Listening to the latest @greatesttrek.com and the boys are so confidently incorrect about Mt Rushmore they did an entire bit. At one point I was concerned for them, I thought, “Are they actually… dumbs?”

Anyway, if you like Star Trek or yelling at your podcast hosts, you should listen

Friends, if you enjoyed @sheepthemoon.bsky.social ‘s updates on his beloved cats Bean and Betty, follow them to their new forever home with the wonderful @drsinbin.bsky.social

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#Parkinsons has a lot of horrible effect on your body, but the constipation is just THE WORST.

Great seeing you

Great seeing you

At 11:30am today, @sheepthemoon.bsky.social will be celebrated with an organ donation honor walk, giving the gift of life to many people in the time of their greatest need.

Please take a moment of silence to reflect on his life, his passing, and legacy.

#OrganDonation #HonorWalk #MEH

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Let me know when the sexy firefighter calendar comes out

Some of my favorite @sheepthemoon.bsky.social pics

I talked with him

Friends, @sheepthemoon.bsky.social suffered a brain bleed and will not recover. We are donating his organs and he is being kept alive to find donors

I’m sorry if you find out this way. I’ll be having a celebration of his life this weekend at my place.

reach out to me if you’d like to attend.

Is this a DEI?!

Is this some weird Mandela effect, or was this guy named Destro in the before times?

Dormouse?! My entire life I thought it was Door Mouse

#Wonderland

I love being older and getting texts from weed friends and they are so genuine and down to earth and I totally get them

“Have you ever put potato chips on a ham and cheese sandwich? I may be high, but this is god’s sandwich “

And I believe them and add potato chips to my next Instacart order

calling it jacky danny and getting kicked out of every bar i ever step foot in

Paul McCartney? The guy from Wings?!

It’s really easy to play actually, I just hold up my phone and say “Alexa play Still D.R.E.” and about 80% of the time it works perfectly.

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When people talk about great piano bits in songs, it’s always Billy Joel and Piano Man, or Vanessa Carlton 1000 miles, Bohemian Rhapsody, I get it. Those are the standards.

But if you get too far down in your top 10, and you don’t say Still Dre, you’re just fooling yourself.

My Chinese spy has to be concerned that I’m still watching the Steelers game

His name is Mike Tomlin

I can’t wait to see how Tomlin defenders try and explain this one

It is two doses. I don’t think people feel bad at all after.

Penn State is the PowerPoint of college football

These are the world’s biggest celebrities according to me

Strangely, “The Confusing Penis” was the name I used to dance under in college