Mary

I have questions. #BalloonTwisting #politics #facebook

First post, Frog Circus.
Wistariahurst Museum, Holyoke, MA

Oh interesting! This was a really good episode. He was great in it

Wow, that’s a lot to take in. Hugs to you and your mom

It would go with the 2024 theme.

The first fight was so boring

Making ham and eggs because I accidentally ran out of food for the dog. He thinks it’s the best day ever

A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies

Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline

Pinchy ran away a couple years ago. Hopped steamer to Asia. Hasn’t even sent an email

I’ve never felt bad after eating sushi

Ad for the Titanic Exhibition in chicago

Very unfortunate ad placement on today’s bridge collapse article on CNN

T-shirt that says “Gee, i’m really sorry your mom blew up, Ricky”

Cari!!!!! @mattieflap.bsky.social

You’re very sweet! But I’m 51 in a month.

When you’re about to turn 51 but the young cashier says “here ya go girl”

#IllTakeIt #ItTakesSoLittle

It was raining so hard when I let the dog out that he has post-bath Zoomies

Inigo Montoya from The Princes Bride saying “my email has found you. Prepare to die.

@mattieflap.bsky.social

Modern Life is an endless parade of boxes that need to be broken down

Why did I open that bag of starburst jelly beans tonight?

Nomnomnom

French lawmakers are gathered at the Palace of Versailles. A headline reads: "France Is First Country To Make Abortion a Constitutional Right." Photo by Thomas Padilla/Associated Press.

Breaking News: France voted to explicitly enshrine access to abortion in its Constitution, making it the first country in the world to do so. The impulse for the change was the decision by the U.S. Supreme Court to overturn Roe v. Wade in 2022.
www.nytimes.com/2024/03/04/w...

It’s almost 2pm and I just watched a robin pluck a worm from the ground, and he’s happily munching away

Take that, early birds! 🐦🪱

The problem with open concept houses is that it doesn’t matter if you have one thing on your kitchen counter or they are covered in dishes … it’s all a mess from the living room view

This was Amazon prime, so no shipping charge. Straight from the Samsung store. It was $50 at my Home Depot.

Price for a Samsung water filter is listed as $23.33 for one, $75.79 for a two pack, and $116 for a three pack

I’ll admit I’m not the best at math … but neither is Samsung.

Price for a Samsung water filter is listed as $23.33 for one, $75.79 for a two pack, and $116 for a three pack.

Face ID, normal day: that’s not you try again

Face ID, sick day with tissue literally stuffed up my nose: YOU’RE IN!

Some of the purple categories are ridiculous. We should at least have a chance at getting it (besides it being the only option left)

My dog was inconsolable this morning because I’m out of his treats. Whining. Barking. Pacing.

Eventually he got a piece of bologna and all is well.

And I’ve reordered his very special and expensive treats which will arrive tomorrow. Live and learn.

Had my first Side Car drink tonight: delicious!

Question for bartenders: why you gotta fill the glass so full that it sloshes out while the server walks it to the table and then the glass is sticky. You don’t have to fill it to the top!

Everything that doesn't kill you makes you loud and angry and unpleasant.

I’m really enjoying Monsieur Spade on AMC.

Gonna need to rewatch treasure of the Sierra Madre, or maybe read the book

Small dog curled in a ball with his tail around his nose

The cutest scarf

What a beautiful description of her. She’s been amazing in everything I’ve seen. Her activating is immaculate, but her beauty and voice really draw you in