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@marshallmallow.bsky.social

Marshmallow aficionado. Freakish animal whisperer. Overthinker. Goofball. Germaphobe. Jewish. Queer. They/them. βœ‘οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Vancouver

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I’m a self-proclaimed office curmudgeon. I hate sharing my office because:
(1) Germs
(2) Impromptu visits by colleagues + ADHD = v unproductive
(3) Office mates who talk to themselves
(4) B.O.

24.02.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, the fact the both of you have white sock increases the cute factor

23.02.2026 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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There’s power in a union …

19.02.2026 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Back in the day, before it was fashionable to be queer, this was a lesbian anthem. Thanks for the memories. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

12.02.2026 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Screen shot of weather report for Montreal that reads -17C  (feels like -27C)

Screen shot of weather report for Montreal that reads -17C (feels like -27C)

Screen shot of weather in Vancouver that reads +10C (feels like +9C)

Screen shot of weather in Vancouver that reads +10C (feels like +9C)

What a difference a day makes …

10.02.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Woman holding adorable tiny copper-haired curly puppy.

Woman holding adorable tiny copper-haired curly puppy.

If you have to be at the airport at crack of dawn, this passenger’s traveling companion makes travel a bit sweeter.

10.02.2026 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of weather forecast in Montreal, reading -17C (feels like -27C)

Screenshot of weather forecast in Montreal, reading -17C (feels like -27C)

Insanity

09.02.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Downtown Vancouver skyline. View from Fairview Slopes at sunset.

Downtown Vancouver skyline. View from Fairview Slopes at sunset.

Downtown Vancouver skyline. View from Fairview Slopes at sunset.

Downtown Vancouver skyline. View from Fairview Slopes at sunset.

Raced outside at sunset (after 5:15pm!!) to capture these beautiful photos. #Vancouver

06.02.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Me edging my leg into my seat mate in retaliation for his efforts to hog the entire left arm rest.

Me edging my leg into my seat mate in retaliation for his efforts to hog the entire left arm rest.

You know what I hate? Man-spreading. I have elbowed the guy in the centre seat at least 5 times in the past 30 mins of the flight. And now I’m edging in with my leg.

#FightManSpreading

29.01.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think smooth textureβ€”after fermentation we’re supposed to put it in the food processor with spices, honey, etc. A great class! Plus they served us charcuterie at the beginning and pastrami sandwich for lunch (Katz’s recipe but @gateau.bsky.social will have to validate authenticity).

25.01.2026 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a fantastic afternoon! Thank you! ❀️

25.01.2026 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Recommend placement in front of big window or sliding doors. Any view of birds appeals for my boys.

19.01.2026 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice. And love the cushion. Hope the scratching is minimal.

14.01.2026 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Millennial pal: You haven’t seen the L word? It’s a lesbian/queer right of passage!!

Me: Wait. You mean my 42 years of fucking women don’t count?

13.01.2026 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why not make your own by boiling smelling socks, add white vinegar, ginger and turmeric to taste.

11.01.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Blue Sky and Change are v reasonable. Misch isn’t, sadly. Lmk if you want a shopping buddy!

05.01.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Blue Sky Clothing (both on the Drive and W 4th) is locally and woman owned. Styles can be hit-or-miss, but I think worth checking out. Also Misch on S Granville. On the sexier side, Change has a range of bras, panties, and lingerie in plus sizes too.

05.01.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Turns out these dudes like classical music. #caturday on Sunday #cats #sphynxcats

04.01.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Me ordering food at South Maui Fish Company’s bright red fish truck.

Me ordering food at South Maui Fish Company’s bright red fish truck.

Six years ago, the chef/operator at this popular fish truck awed me with his passion. It was a catalyst to leave a miserable job. Months later, I returned, struck up a friendship with the chef, and shared how he had inspired me. Still the best poke and still a reminder to follow your heart. β™₯️

03.01.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Me taking a bite out of a giant salty pretzel

Me taking a bite out of a giant salty pretzel

HNY to all. Today’s my 60th birthday. And I can confirm that the state I’m visiting is very diligent about checking ID for any person purchasing alcohol. Getting carded at 60 made my day.

02.01.2026 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This speaks to my longtime dream of having an orange food day!

31.12.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good on you. I have ZERO patience.

25.12.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really? Or is that like saying when a bird poops on your head it’s good luck? πŸ˜ƒ
I’ve had so many vaccines in the last few yearsβ€”Covid, flu, shingles, etc.β€”v mild reaction until now, but starting to feel a bit better after lunch and Tylenol. Thanks for well wishes!

20.12.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

After a brutal bout of pneumonia last spring, I decided to get the vaccine. Feel like Ive been hit by a truck! πŸ’‰

20.12.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Large black wire bowls filled with dreidels and four little stuffed Hanukkah gnomes.

Large black wire bowls filled with dreidels and four little stuffed Hanukkah gnomes.

Hosted some friends for the 7th night of Hanukkah last night and they both brought the same gift for me! Now I have 2 pairs of little Hanukkah gnomes to add to my Hanukkah decor!
#hanukkah #chanukkah

20.12.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
6+ menorahs, lit for the 4th night of Hanukkah, in front of a large window.

6+ menorahs, lit for the 4th night of Hanukkah, in front of a large window.

Went to a Hanukkah party tonight with a small group of adults and (what felt like 20 children). Delicious latkes and sufganiyot, and singing, and meeting new people.

And also a moment of wondering if someone would throw rocks at the window.

18.12.2025 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha! Also, me! Except, raspberry. Pop Tart scorched tongue is reminiscent of my adolescent breakfast of champions! πŸ”₯πŸ˜›

15.12.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Black sphynx cat in teal sweater looking out a window at urban skyline. Faint sunshine is breaking through the dark clouds.

Black sphynx cat in teal sweater looking out a window at urban skyline. Faint sunshine is breaking through the dark clouds.

Incredulous that the rain has (temporarily) stopped.
#caturday #cats ##sphynxcats
#sphynx

13.12.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Bi-coloured sphynx cat wearing grey sweater

Bi-coloured sphynx cat wearing grey sweater

He looks like my other boy

09.12.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Black sphynx cat with teal sweater leaning in to kiss his human. Human puckered up to kiss cat

Black sphynx cat with teal sweater leaning in to kiss his human. Human puckered up to kiss cat

This guy
#sphynxcats #sphynx #cats

09.12.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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