Ames

Here I come to wreck the thread

White and tabby cat sitting in cardboard box and looking up at the ceiling. She's acting casually but knows full well that she's beautifully posed and could definitely be on the cover of a magazine

Hopper/Hopper James Price/Madame Hoppalot/Lady Hoppington/Hop o' the Pops/Hiphophooray

Two jars of peach/pink coloured rosehip syrup stand in front of a row of jars containing plum jam

Definitely prettier than the plum jam

A pan of peach coloured liquid. Small bubbles are forming on the surface as it heats up

It's rosehip syrup today

Yeah, yeah!

A simmering pan of plum jam, with cinnamon sticks floating on the top

Pumping up the jam

I hope you warm up soon

Tabby cat sitting on top of a radiator. He's looking over his shoulder in a way that suggests he thinks he's a model.

Vogue

What do we want?

Aeroplane noises!

When do we want them?

Neeeyooow!

Sorry

I don't believe in ghosts, but the house I grew up in had a ghost in it

Tabby cat curled up on the sofa, showing off his big white feet

He wants you all to look at his big winter socks

Thanks. If nothing else, it proves that my face is as long as I thought

But would a horse who isn't your friend be frolicking around you? I don't think so

Justin Timberlake with his early hair

This isn't far off

It'll be fine. It will all be fine

Ah well. I never really liked leaving the house anyway

A picture of Pat Butcher with very high hair

Getting that pixie cut today

And I didn't throw my spare car key away after all

Two small ghost figures. Made of clay. Not quite dry yet

Halloween tat

I had one of those the other week and haven't been able to find my spare car key since

That's absolutely outrageous!

A long Blue Banana pumpkin, still on the vine. Not quite ready yet

You can't tell from this picture, but it's massive

I'm sorry, Rob

Tabby cat, sitting on a windowsill and facing left. White and tabby cat, sitting on the same windowsill and facing right

The Lookout training was definitely worth it

That's also perfect. I hope you enjoy it

Yes. But let's not add that to the list

I'll be eating cake soon. That's about as much action as I need today.
I hope your day's lovely

I'm sorry, I don't have anything helpful to say. I recognise that feeling, though, and I hope it passes for you soon

The Ray Mears of confectionery

Wednesday and Pugsley
Sabrina and Salem
Winifred and Binx
Hemlock and Nightshade