Thomas

I never actually have had my “collar felt” believe it or not! Fun fact 🙃

Picture shows a post on Bluesky referring to Andrew Mountbatten’s nickname but not quoting it, the post underneath from my good friend Vanessa does indeed quote it. “He was called The Cunt” she so aptly surmises.

Look at the delicious synchronicity

Picture shows Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor leaving the police station after telling enough lies to make him gurn.

Saturday in hospitality

One of the best ever

Picture shows big Terry at the bridge (counter of his fine Kebab establishment in Crouch End)

Currently ordering from the theatre of dreams myself for the last night in my soon to be old place! It’s all happening my friend, many congratulations x

And to you haha 🙃 xxx

Picture shows my cat Robbie, she is asleep in a shoe box by the radiator.

Cat (w/ original box)

Aha you got there first 🙃 glad it’s someone I enjoy that beat me too it

I would have enjoyed that

Good morning

How long does it take a Happy Meal to start working?

Picture shows a cat clinging onto a wall for dear life.

Thursday in hospitality

You turn my head as ever

He winds me up so much. U2? UCunt more like.

So this one was an editorial for a magazine called Dapper Dan (me neither 🙃) and should be out next month! And yes, please do, time is running out on that I’m afraid (will explain all properly when I’ve put my head back together 🥳) xxx

Aw thank you, definitely more old and tired than your word but I’ll take it xxx

Picture shows myself with the team for today’s shoot.

Mega day. Best shoot I’ve been involved in and made some new friends for life which really doesn’t happen any more. Still can’t believe I get to do this as a job…

Fuck off Paul

I actually thought of this as I dared to post in forrun speak 😂

Tis true. Even the horrendous rain cannot dampen its beauty (it’s really trying to though 🙄)

I didn’t have to translate that! Merci merci 🥰 xxx

Bill Nye is short for William New Year's Eve

Picture shows the view from my hotel room that this morning offered a dark and wet but still very pretty and atmospheric Paris street scene.

Mercredi dans la mode 🇫🇷

I used to think I was missing something when I was younger but it is just insane. Just the image is enough…

I can only agree presently 😂

Still so ridiculous and funny…

It’s an odd start to the day 🙄

Banger

Picture shows a scene from the Simpsons where Mr Burns repeatedly tells Don Mattingly to shave off his sideburns.

Tuesday in fashion and I have been told to shave my sideburns off and I fear I have gone too far

She is an excellent example of the species my friend, and she very much appreciates your kind words. Hope you’re well mate x