@jfinnis.bsky.social
Computer science lecturer: neural nets, robots, ExoMars PanCam image tools. (@jimfinnis@mastodon.social). Former gamedev. Dysgu Cymraeg. He/him. This is very much my personal account.
Yes. This. Please.
You don't need to use the industry's marketing terms when informing your readers, because those terms are actively misinforming them.
Seals singing in a sea cave
#Orkney π¦π§
Given that C. defined magick as "the art and science of causing change to occur in conformity with the will", Yeats was absolutely performing magick there. He willed C down the stairs, through the medium of boot.
21.11.2025 22:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Blender is struggling. it's the best piece of 3d software on the market, and it's free. I'm not going back to autodesk.
please donate if you can!
fund.blender.org
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
18.11.2025 15:48 β π 4260 π 1087 π¬ 30 π 17Can't find out if Cloudflare is down because Cloudflare being down has taken out DownDetector, along with half the internet.
18.11.2025 12:50 β π 521 π 142 π¬ 21 π 9Bloody hell, he's aged well.
17.11.2025 21:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0periodic reminder of the existence of Atkinson Hyperlegible, a free font available from the Braille Institute designed to improve readability for people with low vision
I use it in talks because it's pretty and also because, as an audience member, I am perpetually squinting at people's slides
"People who owe no tax are statistically the most likely to be fined."
Nobody should face a late filing penalty when they donβt owe any tax. It really is impossible to resist this suggestion from @danneidle.bsky.social.
www.politicshome.com/news/article...
You can come in, but make sure to close the fucking door behind you
15.11.2025 17:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"The Hobbit to LOTR pipeline is hilarious. it would be like if 20 years after Stuart little was published, EB White slammed down 1000 pages about how Stuart's nephew killed the devil."
Best literary analysis ever
15.11.2025 16:29 β π 1542 π 416 π¬ 8 π 13Just made this. Iβm a widely respected intellectual, you know
15.11.2025 16:07 β π 377 π 114 π¬ 7 π 3your dead AI mother loves you so much β€οΈ
15.11.2025 00:50 β π 14112 π 4832 π¬ 166 π 94Insulting to the players, insulting to the IP, insulting to the medium, the developers. And the craft itself. Fuck you executives who pushed this garbage.
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
Feeling bad for those poor sods stuck on the Irish Sea ferries for ... well, basically forever waiting for the sea state to drop a bit. They've been on the ships for over 12 hours in severe gale conditions.
14.11.2025 21:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I found you because I just did a search for Irish Sea because I saw the Adventurer and the Ulysses pootling around pointlessly on vesselfinder. I hope you get into port soon!
14.11.2025 18:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Absolute nonsense. Anyone who lived through the period, or who has studied the period, will know how daft, how dangerously silly, this kind of rot is. If I may, I was there. It was FAR more grey, tough, poor, bigoted, boring, terrifying, violent & frequently flat-out insane than nostalgia insists.
14.11.2025 09:52 β π 197 π 37 π¬ 16 π 9A yellowed and very worn paper card that has been taped back together: YOUR STORY HAS TOUCHED MY HEART Never before have I met anyone with more troubles than you. Please accept this token of my sincerest sympathy.
Someone handed this to my grandpa in an Inwood bar, c. 1946
24.01.2025 16:46 β π 3781 π 578 π¬ 10 π 108Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before and youβre theyβre mutual friend
14.11.2025 01:00 β π 2225 π 385 π¬ 3 π 0Toad spins around, dizzy, head hurting. From "The Story" In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*
βI hope that if I bang my head against the wall, it will help me to think of a story,β said Toad.
14.11.2025 05:37 β π 532 π 91 π¬ 3 π 13In the Museum of Brands and Packaging down in Notting Hill, you can see this happening again and again. βMcIntoshβs Radio Toffeeβ. βVimulon Atomic Soap: now with Uranium!β βTinfordβs Electric Cufflinksβ. Itβs always bollocks. Itβs the giveaway itβs a nine dayβs wonder, before it all calms down.
14.11.2025 10:06 β π 123 π 40 π¬ 10 π 1[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]
Every ad now
13.11.2025 17:38 β π 5103 π 2262 π¬ 64 π 87donald boat ... @laserboat999 I think the most egregious part is that he thinks listening to george guidall or whichever hoary yakubian beast penguin hired to read the translation while he plays diablo with cheetodusty fingers is 1:1 equivalent with hearing a rhapsode sing-chant the poem from memory, that a sped up audiobook boneconducted into his skull will recreate the exact condition of Classical Antiquity and achieve whatever he thinks is "authentic." To the extent that he has any historical sense (he probably doesn't) it is without a doubt autopopulated by sub-Ridley-Scott tier period slop, D-graded wikipedia summaries, pop history podcasts, Grok, of course. I do think that it is a near biblical punishment to inflict on the richest man in human history with a near boundless capacity to build whatever he wants a near total lack of imagination, the inability to navigate his ignorance of any field, literally any field outside of insectile mechanical reproduction. You will see him bleat about the "West," about "Beauty." I would like to see him, or any other of these robber-baron-hopefuls to just try and build one nice-looking building, a library, a train station, maybe just one fucking cabinet and have it not look like the ugliest piece of shit on the planet. He really is the Final Boor, zero taste, trapped in the most brutal contradiction of dull-garish backwards-forwards looking (And may Allah forgive me for uttering this word) "cyberpunk" futurism. He's too far gone for me to pity him in any real way. I hope he gets to live in the world he wants, his grand fantasy, which, like his cars, is probably just a big refrigerator with an iPad in it Traducir post 8:28 p.m. β’ 10 nov. 2025 β’ 379,7 mil Visualizaciones
Joyce Carol Oates has inspired legions
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Iβm sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
everything should be like this
13.11.2025 19:05 β π 1060 π 196 π¬ 31 π 15One can take down a rabbit 10 times its weight, despite being small enough to get through a wedding ring. Vicious little guys.
13.11.2025 21:19 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Zadie Smith.
12.11.2025 08:55 β π 229 π 106 π¬ 2 π 1screen grab of Sun Sport artilce about IOC ban for trans women including a picture of Cisgender Boxer Imame Khelife
Nothing illustrates the arseholery of the IOC and the British Press more than the use of the image of a not-Trans woman to illustrate a story about trans women being banned (because there are no current trans women competing at this level)
10.11.2025 17:52 β π 4945 π 1338 π¬ 39 π 66