Fat Al NYC

$40B of your money to this guy, so he can dance at CPAC at Mar-a-Lago while Americans wait for their paychecks, hoping the money actually comes.

😂

Federal agents drive off with a lone toddler of **U.S. citizens*** Return the child abused, bruised on the face and neglected. @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social is clear, this is just the beginning of this story. As he reports - this began during the first Trump administration.

Monstrous. Criminal

What the hell is a Judeosatanist? If I wanted to speak to one, does anyone know where they hang out?

That leaped off the page to me too.

“…to defend and advance President Trump’s agenda” of starving millions of Americans.

Got it.

A screenshot from reporting via Newsweek that reads: Those details from ESPN were the only details on the altercation until a new report from sports agent Allan Walsh. During an appearance on "Agent Provocateur," Walsh reported that, later, a "deputy" of Manfred's allegedly threatened Harper. "Don't ever say that again to the commissioner," Walsh said, quoting what was allegedly said to Harper. "Don't ever disrespect him again publicly like that. That's how people end up in a ditch."

These new details from last summer's confrontation between Rob Manfred and Bryce Harper are absolutely insane.

MLB officials threatening players will "end up in a ditch" for disrespecting Manfred is outrageous behavior.

www.newsweek.com/sports/mlb/p...

The absolute best.

Will anything—or anyone—stop the slaughter in Sudan? As a killing spree unfolds in Darfur, an end to the civil war looks remote

Will anything—or anyone—stop the slaughter in Sudan?

🎁

economist.com/middle-east-...

A great one indeed.

My most referenced NYer cartoon.

At the end of the day, he's a cop.

Question Presented:

Can the President illegally withhold mandatory Congressional appropriations from States because he thinks it's politically advantageous to starve people?

The answer is plainly "no" but there are several guaranteed "yes" votes on SCOTUS, potentially even a majority.

For sure on both counts. I have some affection for Sliwa as a NYC character true to himself, but I would never put him in charge of something that matters.

(Accepting that Bloomberg was as much a centrist D as he was a centrist R, much like the NYC suburb center of gravity)

Yet somehow Bloomberg and Giuliani served for roughly half of the past three decades.

Yankees 2B to Win Silver Slugger
Willie Randolph 1980
Alfonso Soriano 2002
Robinson Canó 5x (2006, 2010-13)
DJ LeMahieu 2x (2019 & 2020)
Jazz Chisholm Jr. 2025

Proud to call this man a friend. This is so fucking great.

Corollary to b is that there are far easier ways to kill massive numbers of people.

Southerners. Stop coming to NYC. It’s all Muslim and crime and violent antifa. You don’t want to go there. Stay away!

Maybe? What does O’Leary have to do with NYC? The only reason anyone here knows him at all is from TV. Just like everyone else.

After @mandophotos.bsky.social photographed federal agents pointing rifles at 26th/Lawndale yesterday, I inquired with DHS about what threat had prompted them to pull weapons on a busy commercial strip (pictured). This is the response I got from a representative of the United States government.

@why-gestapo-shaped.bsky.social

Cleaning Woman Killed Through Door After Arriving at Wrong Home, Police Say

One more example of why we should not have Stand Your Ground laws.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/u...

It’s hard to overstate the scale of death in Darfur. “These are people being shot in the back and shot while they’re trying to escape. It’s as bad as it could possibly get,” a former Africa analyst for the C.I.A. said. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/qVoDbI

Rudy press conference at 4 seasons total landscaping

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

Pierrot, by Jean-Antoine Watteau, 1718-19, 📸 by @andyharnik

Exactly fucking right.

These belong in a museum.

“You’ve come a long way, baby!”

“We rescued one another. . . . He was the artist and I the storyteller.” In a new essay, Patti Smith reflects on her early days in New York and her relationship with Robert Mapplethorpe. https://www.newyorker.com/culture/the-weekend-essay/art-rats-in-new-york-city