kelly sue

The alt text got me with "blanket fort" 💀

Lmao 😩 #badbunny #superbowl #tomilahren #krystalball #horatiocaine

1 - the impractical jokers guys saying 'alright, now say acetaminophen' 2 - then they bust out laughing

Whenever I have a headache, the only thing that helps is excedrin. Not sure which ingredient helps me more - the aspirin, the caffeine, or the assidemminafinned

Posting on here as much as I did on twitter 🙃

This is the cartoon that led me to you. Bravo 👏🏻🫡

MAGA Christians rushing to support a bottom-feeding racist so fast you’d think there was a sale on flammable crosses

People giving "I was raised that way" energy trying to explain away their icky racist posts are icky #dobetter #breakthecycle

I guess flashing is okay when you're wearing a fur coat instead of a trenchcoat #grammys

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His word salads just keep getting bigger and bigger

@grantrandom.bsky.social i love this song so much thank you ☺️

Them egg prices down yet? I kinda want an omlette

These two and their 1am shenanigans 🤦🏼‍♀️ #Mayhem #Madness #myboys

So I ended up reactivating my X account. I'll probably post on it as much as I did previously, which was rarely. I mainly wanted it back to drop a react or two as I'm verifying ridiculous screenshots of tweets that I see posted on other social media sites 😆

Never enough 🤷🏼‍♀️ #christmasvacation

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They like to watch me do the dishes 🤦🏼‍♀️

You have a bike??

✨Show me your kitties✨

Here's my boys. Mayhem is on the table. Madness is .. ?

A poem by Langston Hughes titled "Tired". It reads as the following: "I am so tired of waiting, Aren't you, For the world to become good And beautiful and kind? Let us take a knife And cut the world in two -- And see what worms are eating At the rind."

I've been thinking about this poem by Langston Hughes recently and although it was published in 1931, it remains relevant as ever.

#books #reading #booksky #poetry

Soon .. #thanksgiving 🥔🦃

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Dr Mario

Americans didn't want someone who wasn't qualified, so they elected someone who's bigly qualified

Definitely be a trash panda tho 🦝

It's 'Hargitay' 🤣 #DUNDUN

What the .. I'm watching Snapped and a clown knocked on a lady's door and shøt her and her teeth fell out ?? #nightmarefuel 🤡🫣

This makes me want to start a rye ott

Henlo 👋🏼

I'm on here one hour and my feed is all AI space and nature pics lol 🙄 Off to rig my algorithm ✍🏻

Lmao 😩