Gabe

She's bigly. Got a new desk I have to put together this evening & very excited to get this shit all set up ✨

I picked the worst fucking time to try sobriety again

I work for a corporation and I want to get a better job so I have to play the game even though it goes against all my instincts

If you see an influx of activity from me on LinkedIn please don't make fun of me

It's even worse that I logged on specifically to see posts about it 😞 I'm sorry

Casey asked me "would you like me to rewind that and turn subtitles off so you can see better?"

Seeing pictures of volcanoes: 😄
Having to remember how volcanoes work: 😞

My geology class manages to be very interesting and also the most boring thing I've ever had to learn

I got overwhelmed by social media and haven't been doing much other than Instagram story posting. but I miss being in the know and talking into the void

Hi I'm back again

Thank you @agentdanaskully.bsky.social for giving me the courage to Log On

Invoking the spirit of Billy May 'Dead Eyes' Dempsey

Now that I can't (won't) walk outside, I am trying to make the most of being trapped indoors. So far so good!

Who up tryna get they joseph slopped ?

The kangol hat is such a beautiful cherry on top

A coworker who is capable of being horny and nasty unabashedly on the clock is an advanced level pervert and should be avoided at all costs

He said it so confidently too! This is why we all need to stick to "happy holidays"

2 thanksgivings, 3 birthdays, Christmas eve, Christmas day, pre Christmas get togethers. ENOUGH!!!

I know not everyone is lucky to have giant families. I am grateful for that and I love them all. That being said, I don't want to see these people again until Spring

Every time I see a salvation army bell ringer I am forced to remember the time my friend and I were walking into a grocery store, the ringer said "Merry Christmas!" to her, then looked at me and said "Happy Hanukkah"

Of all my years of enrolling and dropping out of college, I finally stopped trying to find a degree that will magically get me good paying jobs and accepted that I need to rely on my strengths and just get the fucking piece of paper

Final grades for fall semester posted today. I started the semester with 3 classes, had a crisis, dropped 2 classes, changed my major, and ended with a B+ even though I was phoning it in pretty hard the last month or so ✨

Pilates followed by a nacho bell grande progress is not linear

Hahahahaha I was giggling so hard to myself trying to get the photo

I played nice on account of it was my nieces birthday and then later in the evening she sent me a 14 minute long Matt Rife compilation

Putting my sister between the tines of my fork so I can pretend she's in jail
(she identity thefted me)

My angle was weird so it looks like my eyes are closed but I felt cute so whatever

My rendition of a billboard I saw for a law firm.
Anyway, if it were my firm I wouldn't bring up dog fighting in my advertisement featuring a football player

I know I am always posting these assholes, but they really are my entire world. Yet they test my patience in ways I never could have imagined. In the middle of typing this, I had to get up and see what the hell the racket was they were making in the living room

Talking so loud to their friends that I knew their names even