Nina Ippolito

Moving right won’t help the Democrats win elections. Moving left won’t help the Democrats win elections. The only thing that will help is moving down. It’s time for the Democrats to become the party of molemen

The way Dems treat Mamdani versus Platner... hm

He is nothing if not a New Yorker. It’s just that he embodies the worst of us.

I feel like we haven’t done enough to acknowledge the fact that billionaires have blatantly and repeatedly attempted to buy the mayoral election.

Or the way that they still think they’re the smartest men in the room, even as they frantically throw good money after bad.

National Guardsman are stationed with NYPD officers at Atlantic Ave., where they are defending our most vital resource: one of three Wetzel’s Pretzels.

YouTube video by Chris Spargo Is the slippery road sign possible in real life?

I encourage you all to watch this amazing video which occupies a certain Venn Diagram of 'deeply satisfying answer to something I've always wondered' and 'content for very boring men'

10/10

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Can anyone confirm whether New York City is the Tirana of America?

At the risk of infuriating grandmothers across several cultures, religions, languages, and continents: canned stuffed grape leaves are pretty great.

Dosing the US water supply with Tylenol until we finally develop a high-speed rail network

Love Cardi B, but what is your agency doing about the fact that Alex O’Keefe was harassed and kicked off of a Metro-North train because an old white lady didn’t like how he was sitting?

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"years of lead paint"

“First you have to make bogus claims about weapons of mass destruction.”

Go Wonka, go…Blanka?

Legion from Castlevania. A big ball of human bodies.

"Manosphere"... you mean this thing?

Adams and Saudi were never a good fit. They should have made him ambassador to the D.R.

well yeah i do believe him there. he will keep wearing the shirt

Eric Adams to announce that NYC is the Palo Alto of the East Coast and that he’s gotten engaged to a Waymo.

If it’s any consolation, I just got an email from the Italian consulate reassuring me that there are now only 192 people ahead of me on a waitlist for an appointment to do paperwork.

Pikaview

i've decided to run for mayor of new york city. i hate this city, i hate being in it, i think everyone in it is stupid except for me, when people have fun here it makes me mad, i don't know why i'm running, i don't want to be mayor, and i have $4. see you at the polls

Andrew Cuomo lives in fear of running into me while I’m doing my little crossword puzzles on the D train.

imagining some chip factory worker opening their wallet like “wait why is this full of chi— OH NO”

Fair enough! I just feel like most of humanity should be spared from hearing Andrew Cuomo’s petty bullshit, or from learning about the existence of Curtis Sliwa.

I would like to personally apologize for the fact that NYC’s mayoral race has escaped containment. Nobody outside of a 25 mile radius should have to hear about our garbage politics.

when you ask someone how they're doing and they say "can't complain" ???? girl I can

Q: Does the subway still exist?

A: Reply hazy. Please try again later.

IT’S LONG PAST TIME FOR CWA TO TAKE ACTION FOR PALESTINE. That’s why rank and file members and delegates are organizing to ensure our union finally stands with Palestinian trade unions at the CWA Convention next month.

Go to CWA4P.org for a full toolkit and to learn how to get involved!

I wonder how many of Vance’s waking hours are spent fantasizing about the infinitesimally slim possibility that Trump is forced to step down and hand him the throne.

Armed conflict erupts in Southeast Asia.

NYT App: Woah woah woah, what’s going on with the Ivy League??

You spent the entire morning on the train with him? The article says y’all went two stops, from 96th St. to 72nd St., never leaving the Upper East Side.