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Poet laureate of waxing poetic about the arbitrary and inane. Secular humanist. Let cats govern. https://linktr.ee/LeChristopherAG https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ng4gvm4bu7yzs72nfiwhagww/feed/aaai6kpqj2y64

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Conversely, dealing with inept and impatient customer service reps makes me consider that, as a treat, committing the occasional war crime might actually benefit us as a society.

24.11.2025 01:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I enjoy that so much of present-day hold music sounds like it was lifted from some PS1 era JRPG that I'd play as a kid.

My internet provider has me on hold, and the music makes me feel like I'm in some peaceful seaside idyll and about to be sent on a fetch quest to retrieve a pie from a merchant.

24.11.2025 00:54 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Those bottom two editions are absolutely beautiful, so much so that I'm not sure I can pick a favourite of the two.

22.11.2025 19:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Forest scene with thick snow, painting.

Forest scene with thick snow, painting.

‘The night is darkening round me,
The wild winds coldly blow;
But a tyrant spell has bound me
And I cannot, cannot go.
The giant trees are bending
Their bare boughs weighed with snow.
And the storm is fast descending,
And yet I cannot go.’ ~ E Brontë #BookWormSat
🖼️Pekka Halonen

22.11.2025 11:24 — 👍 157    🔁 35    💬 1    📌 0
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Yesterday we had a small issue with the site link, so... new pinned post 📌

The Steam page for The Many Sins of House Ocampo is now LIVE!

🔥 store.steampowered.com/app/4102890/... 🔥

Wishlist now, repost, spread the word! Support the independent game-making underground ✊🏻

04.11.2025 07:26 — 👍 58    🔁 30    💬 1    📌 3

Welcome to your 40s.

The noises and facial expressions you make while working out, having an orgasm, or bending down to put on socks are all now virtually indistinguishable from one another.

22.11.2025 17:41 — 👍 32    🔁 9    💬 5    📌 0
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Most people under 30 probably don’t know about Designing Women…

But Designing Women knew about Clarence Thomas. They knew about Donald Trump. They knew about Anita Bryant. Two out of three of whom still have incredible power over all our lives, today, right now.

An early 90s sitcom warned us.

19.11.2025 09:48 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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17.11.2025 05:21 — 👍 15    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
Screenshot of a Twitter post from @RichardHanania
It reads:
To call being attracted to 17 year-olds pedophilia is basically calling all men pedophiles.
It's like saying all white people are racist on account of the society they were born into.
Reject all forms of bigotry.

There’s a link to an article with a photo of a girl with red lipstick and sunglasses

Screenshot of a Twitter post from @RichardHanania It reads: To call being attracted to 17 year-olds pedophilia is basically calling all men pedophiles. It's like saying all white people are racist on account of the society they were born into. Reject all forms of bigotry. There’s a link to an article with a photo of a girl with red lipstick and sunglasses

This might be the most pitch perfect example of why we hate when someone yells “not all men”.

I’m honestly stunned at how many men are falling all over themselves to endorse pedophilia.

Apparently wanting men not to rape children is now “bigotry”?

I didn’t have that on my bingo card.

17.11.2025 11:00 — 👍 120    🔁 25    💬 15    📌 0
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GM 🖤

16.11.2025 12:21 — 👍 22    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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The word 'night' simply means—

space, without the interference of, the obfuscation by...

the sun.

— ER

16.11.2025 08:21 — 👍 11    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Stay, don't go, everything there is to know I wanna know

16.11.2025 04:38 — 👍 12    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
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— Nikos Kazantzakis, The Selected Letters of Nikos Kazantzakis

14.11.2025 10:20 — 👍 12    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
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First look at ‘THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 2’

Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt and Stanley Tucci are all reprising their roles.

12.11.2025 18:14 — 👍 280    🔁 53    💬 5    📌 21
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Kurt Russell will return in ‘MONARCH: LEGACY OF MONSTERS’ Season 2.

“You ain’t getting rid of me that easy”

12.11.2025 22:48 — 👍 269    🔁 39    💬 6    📌 22

Consider me excited. The first one is a favourite of mine, and I will absolutely venture out to see this one next year.

12.11.2025 17:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The big day has finally arrived for our favourite little mouse…

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🐭❄🪓❄🐾❄🍄❄🌲❄🍪
WINTER BURROW
IS OUT NOW
🥧❄🧣❄🪑❄🐾❄🐭❄✨

12.11.2025 17:01 — 👍 245    🔁 90    💬 14    📌 21
Tree leaves of green along left-third of photo, pale night sky of silvery-periwinkle with innumerable stars scattered, resembling glimmering snowflakes

Tree leaves of green along left-third of photo, pale night sky of silvery-periwinkle with innumerable stars scattered, resembling glimmering snowflakes

stars like snowfall ✨

12.11.2025 05:53 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It's the Thuggish Ruggish Bone, Charlie Brown.

11.11.2025 11:48 — 👍 15    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

Bought this during Steam's Halloween sale, and I look forward to trying it out one day soon—the magic system seems particularly cool and promising.

I hope you have a great time with it.

12.11.2025 00:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A gray tabby cat with green eyes sits upright, wearing a blue collar with a small tag. The background features semi-transparent white curtains with a black floral pattern, and the cat is perched on a cardboard cat bed with a lemon design along the edge.

A gray tabby cat with green eyes sits upright, wearing a blue collar with a small tag. The background features semi-transparent white curtains with a black floral pattern, and the cat is perched on a cardboard cat bed with a lemon design along the edge.

“There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats”

08.02.2025 20:35 — 👍 10195    🔁 798    💬 234    📌 65

It's one of mine, too.

I don't buy many of them, but she's one I had to have and pre-ordered on the spot.

11.11.2025 22:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the first snowfall of the year
time is a slipstream
I've been here before

10.11.2025 21:39 — 👍 27    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0
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I'm so in love with Lilith from Diablo and her design, and yet I've never even played Diablo IV 😂

11.11.2025 22:21 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0
A still-packaged Funko Pop figure of Lilith from Diablo IV.

A still-packaged Funko Pop figure of Lilith from Diablo IV.

A Funko Pop figure of Diablo IV's Lilith, now free from the shackles of her package imprisonment.

A Funko Pop figure of Diablo IV's Lilith, now free from the shackles of her package imprisonment.

Diablo IV didn't hook me quite as much as I'd anticipated, but I'm still an unabashed lover of Lilith, to the point I even bought her Funko Pop and have never regretted it. 😆

11.11.2025 22:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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11.11.2025 09:23 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

It's the Thuggish Ruggish Bone, Charlie Brown.

11.11.2025 11:48 — 👍 15    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy Adoption Day to Honey! This sweet kitty is going to be so loved in her purr-fect home! We have a full, full shelter and so many pets who need YOU! Please go to pendletonpaws.org/adoption to see who is available. #cats #adoptdontshop

09.11.2025 15:19 — 👍 20    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 2

If you’re up at 3am to do a bunch of stuff so you don’t have to do it by the light of day, you are my people.

09.11.2025 08:13 — 👍 35    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

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