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Clay Griffith

@claygriffith.bsky.social

Author and historian. I like monsters and comics and bears. And freedom. co-author of The Vampire Empire Quartet, Crown & Key trilogy, and a couple of Flash/Arrow crossover novels. Plus The Tick, the Man-Eating Cow, and other comics.

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That's what he needs. So he can portray any criticism as treason in time of war. Plus oil. Plus tropical real estate. Plus Miller is no doubt whispering the old Dick Cheney "the people will welcome us."

15.11.2025 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She had to stop wearing it because it was burning her.

15.11.2025 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How the Trump Admin. will end up. I posted this photo the day Trump was inaugurated in 2017. Getting more real.

14.11.2025 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If he was a real patriot, that flag belt buckle would be at least twice that big.

14.11.2025 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Hey, it's me. I just want you to know if you need to praise a child rapist in my name, that's totally cool."

09.10.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He'll never do a Nixon. He will launch nuclear weapons before that.

14.11.2025 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A reasonable sociopath president would arrange to resign and get a pardon and a promise to slow-walk revelations from the vp. But Trump is an unreasonable psychopath president. He will destroy anything and everything to stay in power.

14.11.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I always think of the line from Charles Schnee's The Bad and the Beautiful "There are no great men, buster. There's only men."

14.11.2025 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah! I had my eye on a 750K fixer-upper but a Guatemalan family who just waded across the Rio Grande snatched it out from under me!

14.11.2025 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait a second, I thought the economy was already humming. The other day the White House quoted DoorDash on those great inflation numbers!

14.11.2025 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not just the case where people need to see "wow, Trump is a bad guy." They will need to see "wow, Trump is a bad guy and I was too stupid/angry/racist/greedy to see it or to care about it." People won't get over that hurdle.

14.11.2025 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want to play this. I liked the first one a lot. Thought they did the sneaking stuff better even that Assassins Creed.

14.11.2025 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Coming soon to a GOP commentator near you: "I think the Democrats should get out of the President's bedroom."

13.11.2025 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They grew up in buildings where the key to a good life was keeping the bums out of the lobby.

13.11.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She does know someone "close to this case" -- Donald Trump

13.11.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Printed out the new script for editing. I LOVE to work on paper. I can't understand people who don't have any paper phase in a project. But then I'm like some Bronze Age dude saying "You just write on papyrus? You don't use a clay tablet at all?" #scriptsky #authorsky #writing

13.11.2025 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who needs expensive govt statistical collection when you can just make shit up and put some random brand on it. I look forward to the Gross Domestic Product Estimates by State for the 3rd quarter brought to you by Adam & Eve.

13.11.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MAGA will overlook Epstein dirt on Trump. To MAGA men, women are tools to be used & maybe protected if you value tools. To MAGA women, men are animals and if a woman is abused it's because she chose not to protect herself. They live in a very Darwinian world, but there's no evolution.

13.11.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes. From the Access Hollywood tape onward, Trump can skate on anything as long as he makes his supporters feel they're better than whatever group they hate. His political machine is run on emotional deliverables. And he still delivers.

13.11.2025 13:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm waiting for one of the yahoos like Tuberville or Markwayne Mullin to come out with something like "Them Democrats need to get out of the president's bedroom."

12.11.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The GOP will soon start fighting against Epstein with a dismissive "I don't know why the Democrats are so fixated on other peoples' sex lives, but we've got more important things to do for the American people."

12.11.2025 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If I go to a new James Bond movie and James Bond is in it, I'm walking out! He's dead! I saw him die as portrayed by an actor on film in a fictional story! The new movie should be 2 hours of Blofeld puttering around the house and playing with his cat.

12.11.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Step 1: Eat real food. No, wait. Step 1: Get rich so you can afford real food. Step 2: Eat real food.

12.11.2025 14:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm calling it a first draft on the new script. I still need to write a heartfelt finale, but I need to do a re-write first so I know which heartfelt finale to write. I don't want to feel the wrong heart. #scriptsky

12.11.2025 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

College students in a dark mountain cabin disturbing an evil spirit is to horror what snowy small town Hallmark sweater movies are to romcom. There's a million of them and they always give you what you go in looking for. #scriptsky

12.11.2025 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's James Bond. That last movie doesn't matter. He's been 6 different people. Start off with the new Bond walking into the office. Moneypenny: "Oh James, I was so worried you were dead." Bond: "I got better, darling. Is M in?" And go from there.

12.11.2025 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll do it.

12.11.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry to hear that. Worst days ever.

10.11.2025 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I knew it. I hardly drank in college. Today I'm a stinking drunk. And what good does it do me!?!

10.11.2025 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I was willing to pay off America before I realized the Democrats are not just incompetent but gutless. So now I'm keeping the money, taking away your healthcare, and starving your children! MAGA! DJT."

10.11.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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