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The cover art of Lorwyn First Light, which is weirdly devoid of any text or title. It depicts several figures from lorwyn-shadowmoor sitting together with an open book. The figures left to right are a boggart, a changeling, an elf, a faerie, and a kithkin. The right half of the cover is purple with the dusk of shadowmoor, while the left half is sunny with the light of Lorwyn.

Lorwyn First Light is out today! This is a D&D supplement that takes players to the world of Lorwyn-Shadowmoor as it is today!

It won't be a physical book like our past MTG setting supplements (booooo!), and it's a lot shorter. But still worth checking out!

the boros twins

God’s bravest solider is at the veterinarian office.

Here's your regularly scheduled reminder that #MTGEternities is the set of the year, if not the decade. Thank you

Next Monday we are joined by @briamgilbert.bsky.social, @ghaspey.bsky.social, and the one and only @carmparens.bsky.social for a Commander game with a theme so unforgetable that we forgot to tell anyone but @briamgilbert.bsky.social about it!

Catch last week's episode here: youtu.be/NmPdeeyPuHI

If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.

Saw this post on tumblr with an actual poll attached to it and the overwhelming winner was "I don't believe life begins at conception but I would still sell liquor to the baby"

Incoming call from pokemon rumble spheal

1. I attain sufficient wealth to purchase Wizards of the Coast from Hasbro
2. I appoint myself Boss of Rules and Gameplay for MTG Arena
3. the rule "you can't search your library if there's more than 60 cards in it" is immediately implemented, designated irrevocable
4. nations of the earth rejoice

Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant [gets olympic tickets to 100m butterfly] Oh my god this will be great. [sees the huge stadium] Oh wow that must be where they keep it.

This lady is not your friend.

loads of problems would be resolved in our society if we embraced two truths:
1) sometimes you need to shut the fuck up and mind your own business
2) sometimes being mildly inconvenienced is essential for society to function and that starts at an interpersonal level

a man in a suit and tie is holding a stack of money and smelling it Alt: vince mcmahon sniffing money

found $1 in my pocket

Come for the sheep, stay for the alt text

WHY ARE YOU PUSHING THIS SO HARD?

Pre-orders mean the world. Early pre-orders open new doors for us, and for this book, and will make the whole situation better. If we can debut on the NYT Bestseller list, I will build an Alandra Sky Dreamer token deck and punish myself with math.

CAN YOU PROMISE THOSE THINGS?

Nope! But my negotiating position is better if this book does really well. Help it do really well! BUY ME MY DREAMS!

MORE IN THIS SERIES, OR MORE MAGIC?

Both! The sequel, OMENS OF CONSEQUENCE, takes place in New Capenna, and my highline for it is "Magic the Gathering does THE GREAT GATSBY." I wanna write it.

I also wanna revive the Planeswalker line, and write Nahiri and Tyvar novels. So. No chill here.

Fact-check: true 😕

these people have no moral center at all, their ethics are entirely situational, and that is the only accurate way to describe them. They’re not zealots or true believers, they’re opportunists protecting their turf

they got megyn kelly up on tv doing the ol libertarian its not pedophilia its ephebophilia shuffle

"TikTok but you pay for it" is not a winning business model

There's already a place for the hordes of nameless slobs to put worthless junk videos. It's called YouTube and it's free for a reason

people are focusing on the scary part ("AI-generated") but why, why on Earth, would I want content "from users"

Me: I need to relax.

Dog: *walks up and spits out a live roach*

Me: I need events to relax.

Tweaked the colours a little bit. I'll try to not touch it anymore bc I'll go crazy making small lighting changes infinitely

hooooly shit….

Please stop trying to log in using the password "Blueskylouvre" they keep trying to disable my account