Geno Suarez hits a Grand Slam to put the Mariners up 6-2 and seal Game 5 of the ALCS!

"The City is Shaking!"

#SeizeTheMoment

ICE Agents Invade a Manhattan Little League Field Youman Wilder has coached local kids for twenty-one years—including four who have gone pro. When masked agents tried to interrogate his players, he told them, “You don’t have more rights than they do....

Recently ICE agents appeared on a Little League field in Manhattan. Coach Youman Wilder told a group of kids who were being interrogated to get behind him and said to the officers, “You don’t have more rights than they do.”

Look, you can say a lot about Hogan's legacy: he was racist, he was terrible to his colleagues, he put himself above other people, he firmly believed in the supremacy of white people, he was a bad wrestler, his life was a net negative for society.

That's it. That's the post.

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say hulk hogan died when he tried to do an atomic leg drop and missed and bonked his head and bounced out of the ring and his pants flew off and his dick got twisted off the top rope. don’t say stuff like that

just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares

This rules so hard

👎 my office is issuing an official "get bent" to Ms. Breakfast at this time

Rootin' tootin' vampire shootin

CORMAC MCCARTHY: He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

JOE ROGAN: sure. I've met guys like that

This is honestly probably my favorite Simpsons bit

There’s a tornado warning for the Texas town with the world’s largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results

TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?

They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin

Cowabunga

?????

Fucking lol

Mildest of Severance spoilers, but "the exalted victory of cold harbor" would have been the hardest song title of 2006

I can’t believe this has to be said, but: You cannot tell the story of Jackie Robinson—as a ballplayer, serviceman, or human—without discussing our country’s history of racism.

From Around the Horn:

Apparently the gravity is also stronger in Seattle. Similar batted balls would travel a foot further in Miami. At least according to a random thing I saw on Reddit

Advertisement for Canon. Godzilla stands next to a copy machine with paper in his hands.

I sometimes thinking about this Canon ad with Godzilla at a copy machine when I’m feeling sad

leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block

You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.