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๐Ÿง™๐Ÿ“ผThe VHS Wizard๐Ÿ“ผ๐Ÿง™

@vhswizard.bsky.social

Actor / Cartoonist / Author / Humorist (and kinda bad at all of them), but I've failed at more things than most people have tried. Married, poly, old and in a lot of pain. Played a doctor on TV. Former G+ Influencer. An actual wizard.

72 Followers  |  100 Following  |  116 Posts  |  Joined: 24.07.2023  |  2.129

Latest posts by vhswizard.bsky.social on Bluesky

Should I bother doing the age verification thing or just wait since it seems like BlueSky is losing users like crazy again and at some point the problem will take care of itself?

07.10.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ever been so disillusioned by how a site treats its users that you share a post about a project you started, and a month later it has become a grassroots effort to reshape what it means to be a social media platform?

06.10.2025 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

It's fair and you're not wrong, but I still love it.

Bluesky is "our own twitter, with blackjack and hookers", it's... basically the same experience.

Mastodon is like a weird Web 1.0 survivor, real "what if modern social media existed in the early days of Forum culture" vibes.

18.09.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Starscream: I HAVE RETURNED GLORIOUS FROM MY VICTORY OVER THE AUTOBOTS!!! SURELY THIS MAKES ME THE RIGHTFUL SUCCESSOR TO MEGAT-

Ratbat: (looking over pince-nez glasses) You expended 73 Energon Cubes' worth of energy and got three Seekers killed, and brought back... 7 Energon cubes. Sit down.

04.09.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ratbat was possibly one of the most competent leaders the Decepticons - or the Autobots, if you really get down to it - ever had. The lack of media surrounding his legacy is biased by the fact that conquering the world through spreadsheets and good planning isn't very interesting to watch.

04.09.2025 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
When Will You Die? - They Might Be Giants (Official Video)
YouTube video by ParticleMen When Will You Die? - They Might Be Giants (Official Video)

I am just reminding everyone today that this song exists and is a banger. No reason why. None at all.

02.09.2025 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ANNOUNCEMENT AT 2 PM

02.09.2025 07:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I really kind of want to unsubscribe as a petty-ass protest. I'm sorta legit actually pissed.

It doesn't look like they ever use their account here, but what the actual fuck @slingtv.bsky.social?

19.08.2025 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Went to see if there was any way to submit some feedback to the company I pay a decent chunk of money to each month, only to be told (rather aggressively) both by the AI chatbot garbage they have and by the human that I eventually wrangled that they do not accept feedback from their users.

19.08.2025 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been using @slingtv.bsky.social for more-or-less a decade now and have always loved it, but I've seen a bunch of things in the news lately that have me... concerned.

19.08.2025 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's always Rung

25.07.2025 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hi #PitchYaGame ๐Ÿš€

We're reinventing the Monster-Taming genre. Link with your monsters "Avatar" style! Hatch, evolve and upgrade your Voidlings in an action-packed sci-fi 3rd person shooter!

Try our Demo! 2 Voidlings, 47 evolutions!
cutt.ly/VBSteam

#tps #monstertaming #indiegames

06.06.2025 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 70    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Hey #MST3K fans!

"OUTLAW OF GOR" IS AN ISEKAI

You're welcome!

24.05.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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LET'S PUNCH NAZIS: a movie A movie about - you guessed it - punching Nazis. | Check out 'LET'S PUNCH NAZIS: a movie' on Indiegogo.

www.indiegogo.com/projects/let...

20.05.2025 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
REPORTER

Most people tonight are still waiting for an apology for your recent comments regarding transgender architects. Will you be using this platform to discuss that, or even offer an apology?

CAPHORN

Well, that's what tonight is all about, freedom of speech. This is a celebration of the First Amendment, which guarantees every American the right to speak his mind without reprisal.

HECKLER

(o.s.)

That's not how it works, dickweed!

REPORTER Most people tonight are still waiting for an apology for your recent comments regarding transgender architects. Will you be using this platform to discuss that, or even offer an apology? CAPHORN Well, that's what tonight is all about, freedom of speech. This is a celebration of the First Amendment, which guarantees every American the right to speak his mind without reprisal. HECKLER (o.s.) That's not how it works, dickweed!

23 days to go. Another generous supporter took us to 42% (hello Douglas Adams). Will you take us to 43%?

Anyway, meet Caphorn.

14.05.2025 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Let's Punch Nazis poster featuring Heather and Brad in a Sears portrait studio style pose

Let's Punch Nazis poster featuring Heather and Brad in a Sears portrait studio style pose

Working on a rough draft poster. Might as well use it to formally announce the new movie. So there you go.

06.05.2025 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Eve 6 Eve 6 was a clone from the Eve Series of clones created in the Lichfield Experiment. Like the other Eve clones in the original run, she was extremely intelligent, had extraordinary strength, and suffered from homicidal and suicidal tendencies. After the closure of the Lichfield Experiment, she was housed at the Whiting Institute for the Criminally Insane with the other surviving clones in her series. She remarked that although the creation of clones has ceased, the Lichfield Project continues in

TIL that the band Eve 6 was named after a fucking X-Files episode.

https://x-files.fandom.com/wiki/Eve_6

17.04.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot from a playstation plus email advising Plus users that Hogwarts Legacy is now available for free via PS Plus

A screenshot from a playstation plus email advising Plus users that Hogwarts Legacy is now available for free via PS Plus

I would like to gently remind/pressure all my fellow #Playstation Plus members that... just because it's free doesn't make it ok to play it. They're still going to look at the number of downloads and count that towards its overall success

AND... even if you [โ€ฆ]

[Original post on retro.pizza]

16.04.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you to whoever added Paint Shop Pro, I've been a PSP user since the JASC days and continue to love it, I buy a new version every 4-5 versions they release and it is a wonderful, stable, easy to use software that's compatible with a bunch of PS plugins and paint brushes too.

03.04.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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when i first started collecting VHS tapes they took up only one corner of one book shelf in my office

and nowโ€ฆ

02.04.2025 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 196    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@davidcornelius.bsky.social Have you ever heard of a movie called Terminal City Ricochet? Felt like it might be your speed.

03.04.2025 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck yes indeed

03.04.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weak birds, failures of birds, probably can't even fly, everybody says so

03.04.2025 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A meme picture where it says the words "Have you considered cheese" on top over the upside down picture of a round fat frog wearing a cowboy hat. This is set against a story background. I can't describe it better than that. I am very high.

A meme picture where it says the words "Have you considered cheese" on top over the upside down picture of a round fat frog wearing a cowboy hat. This is set against a story background. I can't describe it better than that. I am very high.

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21.03.2025 04:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Wildocking thing has some big Mugenbine energy

18.03.2025 12:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This was one of my favorite episodes of Classic Doctor Who

13.03.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The derpy werewolf from Van Helsing (2002)

The derpy werewolf from Van Helsing (2002)

Confession time:

In the song "Somebody Told Me" by The Killers, I thought the line was "Never thought I'd let a Rougarou in my moonlight" for years, which I thought was a weird choice but it did make sense, if you see a rougarou you do not let it near moonlight if possible

12.03.2025 13:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes I wonder how the "9/11 Never Happened" timeline is doing. Like, did the attack actually change that much, or would they still have wound up in pretty much the same place, just through different means.

I hope they're doing better than we are.

08.03.2025 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Secretly hoping that the second movie is Phantom of the Paradise, feels like it would be a good counterpoint

08.03.2025 02:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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21.02.2025 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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