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A cat sitting on a cat tree wearing a black shirt with floof poking out of every opening. His tongue is sticking out because it almost always does.

Sloppy Joe might not hate it but he pretty much has the same facial expression for everything.

In our fictional dystopia for NIN’s “Year Zero,” Hollywood had been destroyed and rebuilt in Florida where it was strictly regulated by the state & overseen by Evangelical groups, so news was state propaganda and entertainment was sanitized pro-Christian content approved by the US Bureau of Morality

Jesus Christ they swallowed the whole shaft and the balls

A blue one story building with a false front and white trim, housing the Train My Dog learning center

this used to be the home of alex jones productions and now it is a place where dogs go to learn manners, in case you're worried that progress isn't possible

Still from the AEW Grandslam Mexico Dynamite showing Jon Moxley half way in and out of the ring being stared down by Will Hobbs, Samoa Joe, Hangman Page and Will Ospreay. Moxley is labeled "Me" Hobbs is labeled "Anxiety" Samoa Joe is labeled "Samoa Joe" Page is labeled "Depression" and Ospreay is labeled "ADHD"

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Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back

Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-

Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*

Millennials: no wait

The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*

Oh yeah, at @maffewgregg.bsky.social here.

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

The Clemson tiger is disappointed

February: I'm the shortest month.
February 2025: I SHALL LAST FOR 10,000 YEARS.

I am once again insisting on an @edsbs.bsky.social (and the rest of the Shutdown Fullcast, really) and @iwriteok.bsky.social crossover.

Apparently "Let It Rock" is legally required to be played at all clubs, even goth ones. Fuck the heck?

it’s the end of the world as we know it
and i’m online :)

David Lynch movies: Surreal, nightmarish, otherworldly

David Lynch quotes:

one thing i’m stuck on is this idea that “masculine” energy means license to act like a chud in public, as opposed to more traditional notions of public masculinity, such as those that put a premium on the performance of integrity, honesty, honor and generosity.

I don't really use TikTok that much, but I find it fascinating that our government is on the verge of banning an app for national security reasons that are still unclear in the same week that Meta, the largest social media company, says it's now fine to hate LGBTQ people and call us mentally ill.

I am pretty tired of the way all my hard work making fun little Internet posts keeps putting power into the hands of dickholes.

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

plants are just like animals, except in the ways in which they are not.

WHAT'S TAKEO SPIKES DOING IN THE NECKPACT ZONE?

(disappointed woofs from Anderson)

Easy peasy lighter fluid squeezy.

just lost 30 grand

Lee: When Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was up for confirmation or when VP Harris was added to the ticket, they called them DEI hires. They want you to believe that Harvard graduate with over 20 years of experience is not qualified but Fox personality is qualified to run the DOD

there's always one good story i find IMMEDIATELY after sending the newsletter, and this week, it's this