CaroJay

Compliance year?

Screenshot of a Bluesky post Lauren Follow @laurenkayes.bsky.social It's so cool that cities are like "oweeease only turn your AC on if you're actively dying and don't go below 79 " while the Al nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits Jun 22, 2024 at 5:58 PM

Got a ConEd alert telling me to use less energy during the heat wave and this is all I can think about.

That’s a $150K signature block.

I would call him King of Pettyville but I think he’d like it.

“but it was never going to be me” makes me proud to be a lawyer

just say it, baby

she just wrote the judge’s order denying dismissal without prejudice. well done.

Plus Dan Snyder is so mad

Whoops, I was so focused on Bradley Cooper that I didn’t realize it was a car commercial

love bananas but I loathe anything that is not an actual banana that I have personally peeled. no banana bread etc and cannot even stand banana in a smoothie

Big O does it too! And they’re so nice about it!

I splurged for floor in London and it was worth every penny! Top tier memories. Soak it in!

Funny story, the original SMB bro lived in my neighborhood for a couple years. Only figured it out after he moved, otherwise I would have had some fun with that…

Oh no, my governor must have a brain worm.

a cartoon dog is sitting at a table in front of a fire with the words it 's fine everything is fine Alt: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table in front of a fire with the words it 's fine everything is fine

Matt Gaetz. Matt Gaetz? MATT GAETZ FOR ATTORNEY GENERAL????

please let’s be this happy again someday