Let’s Tango

Terrifyingly, it seems clear that his end game is distraction from Vought’s actual end game.

He was a poorly spoken lunatic last time. We have essentially lost a branch of government this time.

Which are we focusing on?

NGL, I cut ties with a Trump voting antitrust attorney and sort of love this for her.

a cartoon lobster laying on a rock in the ocean ALT: a cartoon lobster laying on a rock in the ocean

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That’s the plan! 🗽💙

Every senator, every representative need to donate their salaries to SNAP recipients before I remotely take them seriously again.

A day late and all of his salary dollars short. Half my building voted by mail 2 weeks ago.

New civilian uniform; a polka dot dress, blazer, and cute sensible flats. Let’s Thomas Crown Affair these fuckers!

Only bc he lost the primary, he’s still a registered Democrat (not that we want him).

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Those are some Crypt Keeper hands…

The problem now, is that the President has been feeding his supporters fear, hate, and anger for so long, that they have an appetite for only those things.

Definitely at night when caffeine isn’t an option!

Feet in a hot bath, ice pack on your head, and hydration (in whatever form you can stomach, as cold as you can stomach).

All at the same time, lights out or low. Hope it passes soon❤️

I don’t have it in me to look this up. Is this guy married? Did he breed?

He’s the house minority leader ffs. We rallied behind him when he stood for something, now he has a taste of power and wants to pull the ladder up and play Switzerland? What is it that you’re seeing in a statement like the one he just made?

Is there a way to unsee/unhear that? Like, how is one expected to be a New Yorker with hope after hearing that from one of our REPRESENTATIVES?

Themselves.

She also, as we say in New York, a fucking asshole.

Did nobody tell him that Santos is no longer in jail? Not it!

Questions, anyone?

I can’t even imagine glaring judgmentally at someone when they buy a bag at Duane Reade…

wtaf

“Leave the stage forever”. Amen, ma’am.

I love (don’t love) that this post makes “the westbound side of Canal” sound like it’s a major highway 😂.

If tonight’s debate had been on a court…it still wouldn’t have mattered, you crushed it with such integrity, Mr. Mayor.

I hate to say it, but as a New Yorker who lives 5 blocks from Columbia, he couldn’t have gotten to UVA if Ivy’s like Columbia hadn’t sold out to him before his “compact” bullshit.

1. To be fair, nobody wants to listen and the media doesn’t want to report it.

2. Where is our solution? Who do we call? Is there a grownup with more power than the orange cretan?

He definitely wins as “republican who runs for mayor in every NY election”. I’ll even give him “accidentally hilarious dude”, but he will continue to not win the mayoral seat in NYC.

I don’t wanna see anyone in Congress getting paid while their tax paying constituents are not.

along with the occasional Fetterman-sorry, *Democrat