Old Vine Zyn

"haha we know you hate us!" is what I got from it. Most ads would offer some kind of counterpoint though??

"I only mentioned how attractive she is preemptively because I knew he would ask!" Is not a defense! Also who in the fuck uses "editoress"

Rolling shutter looking ass

Jewish mother and goy father. Doesn't practice, but she will indignantly whip out the fact that she's Jewish when needed

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

Rollercoaster Tycoon 2 screenshot involving tired guests, a lounging skeleton, and a sign reading ‘THE RIDE NEVER ENDS’.

I want to get off Mr Bones’ Wild Ride.

Is there anything outside of this reporting that makes you think that? Seems like a big jump to me

read this shit

and if you are in a position to make decisions about punditry, stop platforming pundits who aren’t clear-headed about the fact that this presidency is a 4chan op that took the White House, not the coherent outgrowth of a consistent ideology

Reading "YouTube phenomenon" in the headline as akin to a poltergeist or perhaps some kind of tulpa

I want to bang pots and pans together in militia dudes ears and yell WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKER IT'S WHAT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR UP AND AT EM TIME TO GRAB YOUR GUNS AND FIGHT TYRANNY until one of us drops dead from exhaustion

for fucking decades i've had to listen to right wingers jerk off to their fantasies of masked federal agents turning their guns on innocent Americans and then the moment it actually happens they're sniveling boot-licking scum

Just made an appointment. Thanks for the push

I always took that joke about GD in the Ember Island Players as permission to give it a miss on rewatches

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

Colm Meaney’s arc on Star Trek is the writers gradually realising the guy they parked in the transporter room to press the energize button is actually a really good actor. By season four of TNG he gets a first name and a wife and also he’s a war veteran

Do you think I’d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I made the NYPD woke 35 minutes ago.

It’s kind of like if you could give a culture a concusssion

young man, you have killed all your sperms, I said
young man, you don’t need to fear germs, I said
young man, give your brain some more worms,
you can eat 👏 that 👏 whale 👏 you scavenged

DM me? I can't message you

Oh absolutely. Am I worried I'll diminish the experience by being in the wrong headspace? Idk

happy labor day

Aw, this one's just nice

This is stolen word for word from tumblr