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Punks (un)Dead! A one-page horror rpg by geriatricmayhem Zombie Punks only roll d4s

I made a game. I'd love for you to play it.
geriatricmayhem.itch.io/punks-undead

18.11.2025 06:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who here misses the genre of the day? Did anyone notice when it went away? Would you be willing to be a free subscriber to Rambling & Gamboling to see it again, with a deeper (5-15 minute read) exploration of the genre? I enjoyed doing it, and I kinda want to motivate myself to get back on the horse

23.10.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cover of Time Magazine all in red, photo from the Charlie Kirk event where he was killed.

Cover of Time Magazine all in red, photo from the Charlie Kirk event where he was killed.

Screenshot of all the 2025 Time Magazine covers.

Screenshot of all the 2025 Time Magazine covers.

Time Magazine's cover this week is "Enough. The Killing of Charlie Kirk and the Epidemic of American Political Violence."

They did not do a similar cover when 2 Democratic politicians were murdered earlier this year.

Why does this seem to be so consistent?

11.09.2025 03:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 535    ๐Ÿ” 142    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

I'm sorry, but whatever else it may be, "Guy who says school shootings is acceptable cost to have guns" getting shot in a school IS funny, and it's goofy to make like it ain't.

10.09.2025 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 553    ๐Ÿ” 96    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Today my spouse said to me, "your hair looks like you play trombone." In an attempt to clarify, they insisted, "but just your hair though. The rest of your body is giving like, 'I pick up rocks.'" So it's safe to say I won't be sleeping tonight while I try to detangle all that.

28.08.2025 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today's genre is Funk! Here's five tracks to get your algorithm groovinโ€™.

Rick James- Super Freak

Commodores- Brick House

Stevie Wonder- Superstition

CHIC- Le Freak

Bruno Mars- Uptown Funk

08.08.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today's genre is Han Chinese Traditional! Here's five tracks to have your algorithm sipping tieguanyin:

Hong Ting- Flowers on the Brocade

Jian Xiao-Qing- Leaves of Autumn

ShuishanYu- Moon Over the Mountain Pass

Liu Fang- Lotus Emerging On the Surface of Water

Zhao Liangshan- Mourning Over Ying

07.08.2025 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today's genre is Chamber Pop! Here's five tracks to give your algorithm flashbacks of drunkenly crying over him in 2006:

Stars- Your Ex-Lover is Dead

Beirut- Nantes

Devandra Banhart- Mi Negrita

Sigur Rรณs- Svefn-g-englar

DeVotchKa- How It Ends

06.08.2025 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today's genre is French Jazz! Here's five tracks to make your algorithm look at you through cigarette smoke with distain:

Pink Martini- Sympathique

Jill Barber- Petite Fleur

Madeleine Peyroux- La Vie En Rose

Brigitte Bardot- La Madrague

Serge Gainsbourg- Baudelaire

05.08.2025 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today's genre got fired. Here's six tracks for your algorithm to listen to while saying goodbye:

Willie Nelson- On the Road Again

Roy Rogers- Happy Trails

Vera Lynn- We'll Meet Again

Willie Nelson- I'll Be Seeing You

Green Day- Good Riddance

Hilary Summers- So Long and Thanks for All the Fish

28.07.2025 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today's genre is Crust Punk! Here's five tracks to give your algorithm a hatred of the government, a drug problem, and a distinct odor:
Crass- Big a Little A
Doom- Police Bastard
Subhumans- No
Reagan Youth- No Class
Aus Rotten- No Justice, No Peace

25.07.2025 13:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today's genre is Hapa Haole! Here's five tracks to make your algorithm feel discomfort about the commodification of Polynesian cultures:

Ehukai- Molokai Slide

John Keawe- Hwai'i Island ..is My Home

Hapa- Ku'u Home O Kahau'u

Jack Johnson- Better Together

Israel Kamakawiwo'ole- You Don't Know Me

24.07.2025 14:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RIP to a legend. Today's genre is Classic Metal! Here's five tracks to get your algorithm headbanging:

Black Sabbath- Warsaw Pigs

Motรถrhead- Ace of Spades

Iron Maiden- The Trooper

Metallica- Master of Puppets

Dio- Holy Diver

SPECIAL SIXTH TRACK: Ozzy Osbourne- Crazy Train

23.07.2025 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today's genre is Progressive Rock! Here's five tracks to sit your algorithm down in a beanbag chair and contemplate a blackligh velvet painting:

TOOL- Schism

Rush- Tom Sawyer

Genesis- The Cinema Show

Frank Zappa- Uncle Remus

King Crimson- 21st Century Schizoid Man

22.07.2025 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today's genre is Lilith Fair! Here's five tracks for your algorithm to drunkenly scream-sing at karaoke:
Alanis Morrissette- You Oughta Know
4 Non Blondes- What's Up?
Sinรฉad O'Connor- Nothing Compares 2 U
Meredith Brooks- Bitch
Jewel- Who Will Save Your Soul

18.07.2025 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A very large roly-poly light brown bunny rabbit wearing a tiny SF Giants ballcap is cuddled by a man wearing a Giants jersey.

A very large roly-poly light brown bunny rabbit wearing a tiny SF Giants ballcap is cuddled by a man wearing a Giants jersey.

please meet Alex the Great, a therapy bunny who works at the San Fran airport and now Giants games to help people who are overwhelmed

LOOK AT HIS TINY BALLCAP. LOOK AT IT.

16.07.2025 13:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20677    ๐Ÿ” 3083    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 310    ๐Ÿ“Œ 219

Camille Saint-Saens- Danse Macabre, Op.40, R.171

Franz Liszt- Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2 in C Sharp Minor, S.244

Frederic Chopin- Waltz in D Flat Major, Op. 64, No. 1

Johannes Brahms- Ein deutches Requiem

Georges Bizet- Carmen

09.07.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today's genre is a study of the Romantic Period! Here's five tracks to make your algorithm feel feelings in spite of its Victorian sensibilities:

09.07.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today's genre is Jump Blues! Here's five tracks to make your algorithm jump:

Roy Milton- Big Fat Mama

Bull Moose Jackson- Nosey Joe

Big Joe Turner- Shake, Rattle & Roll

Buddy Johnson- Shufflin & Rollinโ€™

Floyd Dixon- Hey, Bartender

03.07.2025 13:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After a long convalescence, I'm back, and the genre of the day is OrgCore! Here's five tracks to put blue collar in your punk:

Off With Their Heads- Nightlife

Jawbreaker- Do You Still Hate Me?

The Gaslight Anthem- American Slang

Hot Water Music- Wayfarer

This Bike is a Pipe Bomb- Poison Ivy

01.07.2025 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
The Kobold (part 1) Being the first part of a newly completed rough draft

It's finally going up! I really hope everyone enjoys the adventure of my magical cowboy.
open.substack.com/pub/sethtrib...

18.06.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1,375 words today, but I slept in, and the dishes remain unwashed, so I feel like a lazy lump. I really gotta get better about managing my definition of what counts as โ€œworthwhile endeavor.โ€

04.06.2025 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Kobold (Teaser) The first 1,235 words

Alright, it's taking longer than originally estimated, so here's a teaser:
open.substack.com/pub/sethtrib...

02.06.2025 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mansfield, heh heh, what do you think they were growing, huh?

I SAID WHAT DO-

22.05.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On my first reading, I thought, "Who tf is AL?"
For a moment, I lived in a world without artificial intelligence, and I want to go back.

23.05.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Writing prompt:

I have personally catalogued almost two thousand planets with indigenous language-capable species to the galactic registry. In ninety-eight percent of cases, those species have named their home planet some near variation of โ€œthe thing we stand on.โ€

23.05.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mine A short spook

It's my first foray into horror! Kinda. It is very much a rough draft. I wrote it in a frenzy over the course of three hours last night, so please forgive stylistic errors and the like. Though I welcome notes concerning pacing, plot structure, and concept clarity.
open.substack.com/pub/sethtrib...

21.05.2025 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hells Librarians๐Ÿ”ฅ #LibrarySky #ReadToLive

16.05.2025 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30323    ๐Ÿ” 4592    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 333    ๐Ÿ“Œ 278

In an attempt to be more mindful of how I use language, I've started keeping track of how much I curse during the day. I'm averaging 112 instances of profanity per day, but I think with a little effort I can get up to 150.

11.05.2025 03:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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