Dylan

I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.

"Charts arrived yet Fawlty?" #totp

Jessie Ware & her mum do a podcast. Her sister Una knows nothing about it

Forty years ago, James Bond stopped Max Zorin destroying Silicon Valley in "A View To A Kill". In hindsight, we should probably have heard him out.

Ever since that incident, she has been routinely called upon by the tabloid press to oblige with bigoted comments on bigoted issues. I cannot understand why this is even still a cause for debate.

The Incredible Human Journey - 1. Out of Africa Dr Alice Roberts travels the globe to discover the incredible story of how humans left Africa to colonise the world, and searches for clues in the Arabian Desert.

www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00kfqps

forensic strategy sir

Congratulations Hull KR!

RUGBYPALOOZA!!! #GrandFinal #SLHKRWig #RugbyLeague

Photo of a piece of cling film which I have written the word 'me' all over. Sorry.

I saw this and immediately thought, this film has got me written all over it.

I spend my nights channel hopping and shouting KIDS PROGRAMME! at the telly like John Cleese when he was on the Goodies.

Dictator, I don't think anywhere is truly communist

This, and the tax obviously

Clear off to Dubai, become non-resident, take your accumulated profits out of your UK company free of UK income tax

Everyone who advocates for turning the UK into the UAE assumes they'll be the one with a marina penthouse rather than the guy working on a building site in 50c heat

That's the face of every Auntie who can't understand why you're playing FIFA in your pyjamas rather than at Bible school, and thinks the rot set in when they changed the Sunday trading laws

You're hired

I've decided once I retire I might become one of those people who go to the magistrates or crown courts and bang on the side of the Geo Amey prison vans.
I reckon I could get a good six or seven hours a day in doing it.

BRITIAN ISN'T WOKRING.

Barrow-in-Furness is the closest town to the centre of the United Kingdom according to Ordinance Survey. So, it should be the home of the national theatre. Let's build a huge theatre complex there.

EVENTUALLY....

Leaving the ECHR is just another "cause" that right-wing lunatics can latch onto.

It's Brexit 2.

And like the original most people backing, it don't understand it, don't really believe in what they
are doing and do not care one jot what havoc it causes.

Wow she really wants that reform vote

I hope someone teaches her some history soon

Am I reading number one right?

You can only claim asylum if you arrive here on a valid visa?

Somebody fix this so Stewart and Andy win it.

R.I.P. Patricia Routledge.

In memoriam...

The Stone Age Runs Wild at Star Carr: An evening with Greg Jenner and Nicky Milner Join Greg Jenner and Professor Nicky Milner for a Stone Age talk, covering Star Carr and Greg's book, Totally Chaotic History: The Stone Age Runs Wild.

📯People of Yorkshire!

I’m doing a fun event with Professor Nicky Milner about the Stone Age and Star Carr Mesolithic site. Suitable for families and kids, tickets free!
Nov 11th at 6.30pm at York University — I’ll be signing books before, so arrive early for that
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"Have we got any writers free to knock up a funny post on the Mone thing?"

"They're all down the pub"

"Fuck it, get the work experience to do it"