@trashryan.bsky.social
i[m not quite sure
I am seated and listening
13.10.2025 20:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Turnstile fans be like “check out this fucking sick riff” and it’s literally just Hella Good by No Doubt
13.10.2025 15:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If I was hired to oversee the Overlook Hotel during the off season months, it wouldn’t have gone down that way
11.10.2025 18:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Getting off of SSRIs after being on them for over 10 years is a wild experience. I just started crying while listening to Rush
06.10.2025 16:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Celebrating Rosh Hashanah by going to see the Swedish punk band Viagra Boys in concert
22.09.2025 01:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bernard started going to a new daycare
14.09.2025 13:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tipping the local skaters with 1s and 5s when I see them land a nice trick
09.09.2025 17:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Being charming (but not too charming) as I pick up my adderall prescription
09.09.2025 17:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So-called “free thinkers” when I open a can of tuna to put in my noodles
09.09.2025 14:57 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Getting kicked out of the Sheryl Crow concert for repeatedly yelling out “life is a highway!”
07.09.2025 23:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Terrence Malick’s We Are Your Friends
07.09.2025 04:38 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0They hate me cuz I eat fruit and watch the game
06.09.2025 17:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0With those prices they should call themselves Nordstrom Wack
04.09.2025 17:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Skibidet
02.09.2025 20:23 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
His face after peeing on my shoes at the vet
02.09.2025 18:09 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Shoutout to the breakfast place I went to this morning for giving Bernard a piece of bacon
01.09.2025 01:02 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I need some of that Attention Surplus RegularActivity Disorder
31.08.2025 19:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(Drake voice)
She said do you peepee I told her only partly, I only did a fart and a doodoo I’m sorry
Inventing a new type of drinking game that you can only play while driving
31.08.2025 13:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ever since my divorce I’ve only done cool stuff like frown at myself in the mirror for a long time
27.08.2025 04:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tuna technology has come a long way since the last time I popped a can
26.08.2025 16:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Having imaginary arguments in the shower and losing most of them
02.08.2025 12:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0GG Allin is what happens when someone from New Hampshire is allowed to make punk rock
27.07.2025 14:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The type of road upon which two swordsmen are destined to meet in a duel that will decide the fates of many
26.07.2025 20:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Awful things keep happening to me haha lol
15.07.2025 20:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bernard
15.07.2025 19:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My dog’s favorite game recently is called Eat Grass Then Throw Up Twice
07.07.2025 17:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If I took ALL of the trees and put ‘em in a tree museum, then you bet your ass I would be charging way more than a dollar and a half for you to see them
05.07.2025 22:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Luke Kornet 🥲
01.07.2025 14:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pogging irl because the JetBlue in flight entertainment has Jiro Dreams of Sushi
28.06.2025 13:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
