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Oh my god

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a collection of images from today

my new alarm clock scares the shit out of me every morning

Period

had insane dreams, in one of them there was an announcement saying that 2026 was the year of the blood born pathogen and my tattoo artist friend was like “I called this!!!!! I knew it!!!!” celebrating their prophetic wisdom.

I don’t know what any of this could mean in context to reality. Godspeed.

wow. this is groundbreaking information.

it’s crazy that everytime I drink a weed seltzer I’m like “why do I feel weird?” and it’s because of the weed seltzer and I am h*gh

for lent this year I am giving up making some bulllllllllshiiiiiit

LMAO!!!! Tbh it is kind of sound, I’m just being a hater

they keep coming out with new ages for being the new 25 and this is where I draw the line. Enough is enough!!!!!

just saw a tik tok saying that 32 is the new 25 and I think my knees and back disagree with that statement

another very good outfit

the holy trinity The Felt is not The Hand is not The Henson Spirit. But together...they are Muppet.

had a very respectful chat about theology tonight

suffering from beautiful princess disorder (at work under fluorescent lights)

stepping out in my Valentine’s Day fit

I told the dogs about Scooby Doo while I made this sandwich

2009-2011

Rendering a bug for the love of the game. I love oil painting so much.

I love winning an award

😭🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 so precious

I wish Professional Mourner was still a lucrative business venture because I am very good at it and well versed in the matter of death & what comes after

sometimes you just gotta serve cünt in the presence of death (went to a wake)

A sorcerer

The most special guy in the neighborhood

dentist reception just told me that earlier today my dentist said “my fav patient is coming in today” all because I made him a bespoke piece of art as a trade for a dramatically reduced nightguard (from $700 to $100). I LOVEEEEE THE DENTIST!!!!!!!!!!!

perioddddd

Catch and release is so cool because literally texted one of my suitors that I wanted attention and he said he was playing video games. take care babe, I hope your pretend horse keeps you warm!

dog, lmfao

Reflections on 16 years of grief at 32 Walk with me as I remember Joanne, and reflect on my mom's 16 angelversaries, while questioning who I've become in her absence. To be vulnerable and sincere on the internet is to be free.

While you’re here looking at me slayyyyyy you should read what I wrote about grief

open.substack.com/pub/radcouch...