gumby Fan account

4B is objectively the best on the graphite scale

They pranked me and did not make a nest so no, no friends.

omw poser

I am SOOOOOO up right now, Yankees eliminated, found 10 bucks on the ground, I am pretty, ate a stellar breakfast sandwich. This is the best day of my life so far

how can you not be romantic about baseball

I prayed to god and my angels to watch over Dolly Parton while the Blue Jays x Yankees game is on and as soon as I concluded the prayer, Anthony Santander singled a line drive and 2 runners scored. I love the Canadian bird team so much

Whenever I get home my phone automatically puts itself on Do Not Disturb mode. That’s so real actually???? Thank you phone

(I saw a singular wasp when I realized the inside of my car was wet from a leak)

Car doctor said there were no wasps and the one that I saw was a paid actor

went to the thrift because I needed jeans to get wrecked in for studio purposes and I tried them on over my shorts in the aisle because no changing rooms??? and a lady started praying out loud to Jesus to protect me. Thank you lady, the pants fit over my juicy ass perfectly

a button I saw on the ground outside of the museum had a tiny little plant growing through its button hole

Going to the car doctor tomorrow for them to diagnose my car with wasps

I’m gonna jump

car is leaking on the inside, potentially wasps living inside my AC

love to have a cute little crash out about the art I’m making

Iridescent bug slay

playing with shapes for a sculpture

how is it

A perfect angel

I need silver bullet

no I need one more powerful

This looks great!!!

They should invent a gun for scary bugs

Girlhood is literally screaming about bug (pictured! giant cockroach) and then trapping them and releasing them and then another scarier bug (not pictured! many leg type guy, evil) appears and you kill it because this isn’t funny anymore

Infrastructure innovation

What does it mean

can you watch my amulet of the cursed kings while i smoke

relayed an artist talk event today to my friend who couldn’t attend

me: okay so she talks about bugs like how I talk about muppets
Eliza: [knowing exactly what I mean by that] got it

She’s the best

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