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@joshgreen.bsky.social

Australian at large. Nostalgic for the sweet summer when pineapple was a featured ingredient in American craft beers.

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Why are MA, NV and NM absolute nos?

29.08.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I cannot believe it is already Thursday morning.

30.07.2025 10:01 β€” πŸ‘ 143    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3

If we could grow millipedes big enough to ride, they'd give a much smoother journey than horses.

21.07.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 4
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You’ve seen this movie before: Maybe Reagan guessed, Bush hoped, and Trump triedβ€”but tax cuts never paid for themselves. Given the mountain of evidence, claiming once again that "tax cuts will pay for themselves" is no longer ideologically motivated optimism.

It's a lie.

27.06.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3373    πŸ” 1367    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 89
A crowded magic the gathering event

A crowded magic the gathering event

Trump'a poorly attended birthday party

Trump'a poorly attended birthday party

Magic The Gathering event vs. Trump's Birthday Party

15.06.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4267    πŸ” 913    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 58

Still amused by the fact the β€œL.L.” stands for β€œLadies Love”

28.05.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A SKLEATON WEILDS DA POWER OF ELECTICITY, AND DA TEXT SAYS "THANK'S FOR THE INFORMATION , I CHANGED MY MIND, I WAS WRONG, IT WONT BE THE LAST TIME, MOTHER FUCKER " - I MAY BE DUMB AS FUCK BUT AT LEAST I CAN CHANGE MY MIND WHEN IM WRONG LMAO IMAGINE DOUBLING DOWN ON ANY THING I DONT EVEN SINGLE DOWN!!! THEIRS ONLY 2 THINGS I WILL NEVER CHANGE MY MIND ON , 1. BERT IS ERNIES DAD, AND 2. IF YA CANT BUY IT AT THE GAS STATION I AINT EATEN IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKLEATON WEILDS DA POWER OF ELECTICITY, AND DA TEXT SAYS "THANK'S FOR THE INFORMATION , I CHANGED MY MIND, I WAS WRONG, IT WONT BE THE LAST TIME, MOTHER FUCKER " - I MAY BE DUMB AS FUCK BUT AT LEAST I CAN CHANGE MY MIND WHEN IM WRONG LMAO IMAGINE DOUBLING DOWN ON ANY THING I DONT EVEN SINGLE DOWN!!! THEIRS ONLY 2 THINGS I WILL NEVER CHANGE MY MIND ON , 1. BERT IS ERNIES DAD, AND 2. IF YA CANT BUY IT AT THE GAS STATION I AINT EATEN IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

MOTHER FUCKER!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

16.05.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 659    πŸ” 167    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

the fundamental disconnect between the manosphere and reality is that they are incapable of understanding that this is - according to every woman I’ve ever met - the sexiest thing a man has ever done

07.05.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 16570    πŸ” 3932    πŸ’¬ 418    πŸ“Œ 225

it really is astounding that a presidential administration crashed the growth trajectory of the wealthiest country on the planet in basically two months

30.04.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 53924    πŸ” 9871    πŸ’¬ 1001    πŸ“Œ 627

personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down

29.04.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 55477    πŸ” 11641    πŸ’¬ 953    πŸ“Œ 579
Screenshot from The Guardian's story on the return of everyone's favourite sausage dog

Screenshot from The Guardian's story on the return of everyone's favourite sausage dog

Finally some good news! Valerie the Daschund has been rescued by conservationists after more than 500 days lost on Kangaroo Island

25.04.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Endangered 'bum-breathing' turtle nests discovered in new location Researchers hope new breeding sites are a positive sign for the endangered species' survival.

Researchers hope new breeding sites are a positive sign for the endangered species' survival.

23.04.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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JFC. So far, Trump has caused markets to lose about 14%.
Here's how the same period to date looks under other recent presidential terms

04.04.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2905    πŸ” 815    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 70
Why do Al company logos look like buttholes?
April 10th, 2025


If you pay attention to Al company branding, you'll notice a pattern:

Why do Al company logos look like buttholes? April 10th, 2025 If you pay attention to Al company branding, you'll notice a pattern:

omg lol

13.04.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1394    πŸ” 400    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 42
A SKELTON AT A COMPUTER DESIGNING A GRAPHIC WHICH IS 2 COP'S CRYING AND IT SAYS "DO YOUR WORST, SCHOOL SHOOTERS,,, WE'LL JUST RUN AWAY" AND DA SKALETON IS IN FRONT OF DA RUINS OF AN AMERICAN CITY, WITH EVERYTHING CRUMBLING AROUND THEM BUT THERE STILL EXPECTED TO GO TO WORK AND SMILE THE WHOLE TIME ,AND NOW EVERY ONES ALWAYS SICK, AND YOU CANT JUST DO YOUR JOB YOU HAVE TO PRETENT YOUR USING "A.I" WHICH IS AN APP THAT COSTS MORE THAN A HUMAN EMPLOYEE AND BURNS DOWN A FOREST EVERY TIME IT MAKES 1 LINE OF CODE , AND DA TEXT OF THE GRAPHIC IS "THE APOCALYPSE WAS SPUPOSE TO HAPPEN FAST AND WE COULD STOP GOING TO WORK, BUT HERE WE FUCKEN ARE, NO MUSHROOM CLOUD, JUST $17 HAMBURGERS AND A BOSS WHO THINKS A CHAT BOT IS A LITTLE GUY WHO LIVES IN SIDE YOUR COMPUTER, HE WILL FIRE YOU IF YOU DONT TALK TO THE CHAT BOT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELTON AT A COMPUTER DESIGNING A GRAPHIC WHICH IS 2 COP'S CRYING AND IT SAYS "DO YOUR WORST, SCHOOL SHOOTERS,,, WE'LL JUST RUN AWAY" AND DA SKALETON IS IN FRONT OF DA RUINS OF AN AMERICAN CITY, WITH EVERYTHING CRUMBLING AROUND THEM BUT THERE STILL EXPECTED TO GO TO WORK AND SMILE THE WHOLE TIME ,AND NOW EVERY ONES ALWAYS SICK, AND YOU CANT JUST DO YOUR JOB YOU HAVE TO PRETENT YOUR USING "A.I" WHICH IS AN APP THAT COSTS MORE THAN A HUMAN EMPLOYEE AND BURNS DOWN A FOREST EVERY TIME IT MAKES 1 LINE OF CODE , AND DA TEXT OF THE GRAPHIC IS "THE APOCALYPSE WAS SPUPOSE TO HAPPEN FAST AND WE COULD STOP GOING TO WORK, BUT HERE WE FUCKEN ARE, NO MUSHROOM CLOUD, JUST $17 HAMBURGERS AND A BOSS WHO THINKS A CHAT BOT IS A LITTLE GUY WHO LIVES IN SIDE YOUR COMPUTER, HE WILL FIRE YOU IF YOU DONT TALK TO THE CHAT BOT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

DA POCALYPSE - dashare.zone ADMIN

09.04.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 833    πŸ” 262    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
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what a visual

07.04.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 9098    πŸ” 2905    πŸ’¬ 200    πŸ“Œ 204

"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school

07.04.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 44023    πŸ” 7920    πŸ’¬ 598    πŸ“Œ 262

It’s mind-blowing how many people think a weirdo who was born into wealth, and got richer through grifting, while being a terrible husband and father, is a genius. And, on top of that - someone to aspire to be like, and to compare others to as a compliment.

01.04.2025 09:49 β€” πŸ‘ 191    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

Spring is a happy season but it has neither citrus nor stone fruit. Summer is a sad season but it has stone fruit. Fall is a happy season but it has neither citrus nor stone fruit. Winter is a sad season but it has citrus.

26.03.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 281    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 4

In short shorts

24.03.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Look at this great bit of government investment! NPS is a treasure.

14.03.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
2 SKULL'S ONE IS RED ONE IS BLUE BUT OTHERWISE THE SAME, COINCIDIENCE? OR METAPHOR???? DA TEXT SAYS "WE SHOULD INVENT A POLITICAL PARTY THAT STOPS THE REPUBLICANS FROM DOING WHATEVER THEY WANT ALL THE TIME, FROGS SHOULD BEA BLE TO TALK AND SING IF YOUR THE ONLY ONE LOOKIN AT THEM, AND YOU CAN GET FROG SIZE HATS FOR THEM AND THE FROG STORE IS UNIONIZED AND THEY SELL FROG HARD HATS MOTHER FUCKER, " - DIDENT HAVE ROOM BUT ANOTHER GOOD ONE IS "FROG FEZ" JUST PICTURE THAT SUCKER IN YOUR MIND BUT ANY HAT IS GOOD. COWBOY HAT IS A CLASSIC FROG HAT. SKI MASK SO THERE EYES AND FROG MOUTH IS STICKEN OUT AND THERE IN FROG BANK ROBBER MODE, KENTUCKY DERBY HAT, THE LIST GOES ON,,, WELL I HOPE YOUR KICKEN ASS OUT THERE ,HAVE A GOOD WEEK END - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

2 SKULL'S ONE IS RED ONE IS BLUE BUT OTHERWISE THE SAME, COINCIDIENCE? OR METAPHOR???? DA TEXT SAYS "WE SHOULD INVENT A POLITICAL PARTY THAT STOPS THE REPUBLICANS FROM DOING WHATEVER THEY WANT ALL THE TIME, FROGS SHOULD BEA BLE TO TALK AND SING IF YOUR THE ONLY ONE LOOKIN AT THEM, AND YOU CAN GET FROG SIZE HATS FOR THEM AND THE FROG STORE IS UNIONIZED AND THEY SELL FROG HARD HATS MOTHER FUCKER, " - DIDENT HAVE ROOM BUT ANOTHER GOOD ONE IS "FROG FEZ" JUST PICTURE THAT SUCKER IN YOUR MIND BUT ANY HAT IS GOOD. COWBOY HAT IS A CLASSIC FROG HAT. SKI MASK SO THERE EYES AND FROG MOUTH IS STICKEN OUT AND THERE IN FROG BANK ROBBER MODE, KENTUCKY DERBY HAT, THE LIST GOES ON,,, WELL I HOPE YOUR KICKEN ASS OUT THERE ,HAVE A GOOD WEEK END - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

MY IDEA - dashare.zone ADMIN

14.03.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 567    πŸ” 122    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 5

CALLS ARE WORKING - it has bought us precious time, but we NEED to keep the pressure up.

Tomorrow is the cloture vote.

KEEP CALLING: (202) 224-3121 ☎️☎️☎️

Tell your Dem Senator to vote NO on Cloture and NO on the Republican spending bill.

Do NOT assume your Senator will be good on this. Trust me.

13.03.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 33482    πŸ” 11541    πŸ’¬ 1448    πŸ“Œ 727
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a man with a beard and mustache is smiling for the camera ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is smiling for the camera
10.03.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

US: It's day 41 of the fascist coup, we are organising to prepare for the civil war
UK:

02.03.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet: "Have you said thank you once?" -@VP JD Vance - pic of jd Vance looking oddly symmetrical.  Why are his pants so tight?

Tweet: "Have you said thank you once?" -@VP JD Vance - pic of jd Vance looking oddly symmetrical. Why are his pants so tight?

I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch

01.03.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 22744    πŸ” 3610    πŸ’¬ 858    πŸ“Œ 300
House Judiciary GOP on Twitter: BREAKING: EPSTEIN FILES RELEASED: link
And the link takes you to a rick roll video, as noted by twitter community notes

House Judiciary GOP on Twitter: BREAKING: EPSTEIN FILES RELEASED: link And the link takes you to a rick roll video, as noted by twitter community notes

Can't believe this is real.

27.02.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3412    πŸ” 477    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 124

Three things worth knowing about the current fiscal debate:
1. When they're talking about savings, the numbers are usually billions (though sometimes millions).
2. When they're talking about tax cuts, the numbers are usually trillions.
3. A trillion is a thousand times larger than a billion.

27.02.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 593    πŸ” 167    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 10
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The Incompetence of DOGE Is a Feature, Not a Bug A series of mistakes by DOGE shows just how arbitrary and destructive this slash-and-burn strategy can get.

"It’s a familiar Silicon Valley mindset, the reason startups are forever reinventing a bus, or a bodega, or mail. It’s the implacable certainty that if you’re smart at one thing you must be smart at all of the things." www.wired.com/story/doge-i...

26.02.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1542    πŸ” 386    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 27

I’m all for a subscription model for news but oh boy has The Verge become practically unreadable without one

24.02.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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