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@schmuck.bsky.social

Do not refer to me.

29 Followers  |  11 Following  |  97 Posts  |  Joined: 08.06.2023  |  2.116

Latest posts by schmuck.bsky.social on Bluesky

What the shit

11.07.2023 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here we are, reinventing the wheel at the beck and call of a parade of idiot billionaires. Morning everyone :)))

10.07.2023 10:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We’re reaching levels of cringe that shouldn’t even be possible

10.07.2023 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More like bb-cute amirite

09.07.2023 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beats must be of equal or greater vibes of your posts.

They should instill confusion and fear.

08.07.2023 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

threads gives the same vibes as a company that refers to their employees as β€˜family’ and I’m not about that fuckshit

08.07.2023 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Do not listen to this man. This is just anti-Barbenheimer propaganda and I will not stand for it.

05.07.2023 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Categorically wrong.

Do not come to bluesky just to spread misinformation.

05.07.2023 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey dickwads

05.07.2023 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fuck off.

Kindly, of course.

05.07.2023 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Uh oh

04.07.2023 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me on Twitter vs me on Bluesky

04.07.2023 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
04.07.2023 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reconnecting with my Twitter Mutuals.

04.07.2023 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Booooo!

04.07.2023 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, the ocean gate explosion really did reset the timeline back to 2016

03.07.2023 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thank you for the transparency mr soul

03.07.2023 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

unbelievable

03.07.2023 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nuh uh

03.07.2023 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

doin numbers

03.07.2023 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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03.07.2023 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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no no it wasn’t the ska it was the cake. I am strictly anti cake. Please I have a family

03.07.2023 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will never socially recover from this

03.07.2023 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is exactly the type of acceleration we need

03.07.2023 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you should get that checked out by a medical professional

03.07.2023 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is Monday morning and God is still dead

03.07.2023 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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