Jeff Lake

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

Me: what’s the most effective and simple move in a fight

BONG JOON HO, LOUDLY: gotta be the two foot drop kick out of nowhere

WHO WASHES THE WASHMEN!?

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Nintendo Direct: (making announcement) When Mario eats the power-up mushroom he technically dies. His body liquifies and is reshaped like a caterpillar metamorphosis. The bigger Mario is not him

Vintage grape nuts cereal ad. An anthropomorphic box of G-nuts with thick sexy legs holds a man in a suit from behind.

Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!

Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace’s blood?

McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood

Calvin & Hobbes "I'll show you something interesting" meme format Calvin's Father: "Playing an immersive sim? I'll show you something interesting." / "All immersive sims actually fall into two categories: Deusex-likes and Thief clones. Gloomwood? Thief clone. Ctrl Alt Ego? Deusex-like" Calvin: "Yeah" Calvin's Father: "Dishonored? Thief clone. Weird West? Deusex-like. In spite of being created before it, system shock is actually a Deusex-like." Final frame is Calvin, sleepless and distraught.

somehow
no matter where I go
this is always relevant

This is some of the hardest shit I've seen in my life

Me (scrolling): I don’t understand half the things on my timeline anymore

Stellan Skarsgård: You were always the one who explained the memes, weren’t you? And then one day you woke up and found you needed the memes explained to you.

Real "what are we doing here, people" moment

Last time we went there, they couldn't slice our bread. They said they'd gotten rid of the bread slicer!

YouTube video by Paul Kafasis The Entire "Here Comes The Pizza" Affair

NEVER FORGET youtu.be/ufSQMXLO95w?...

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

YouTube video by Michael Burns How Søren Kierkegaard Predicted the Future

ICYMI

my newest video is about one of my favorite books ever, Kierkegaard's The Present Age, and how it can help us think through the existential despair of the digital age.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1Mu...

12 Angry Men shots. Top: Juror #3 yelling and pointing his finger. Bottom: Juror #8 calmly holding up a Snickers bar labeled "CRANKY"

I will watch "The Hunt for Gollum" as long as Gollum is a missing Soviet submarine.

A meme of a white graphic T-shirt. It shows a guild navigator as portrayed in the 1984 cinematic masterpiece titled Dune and directed by legendary outer David Lynch. The text under the image of the navigator reads: BORN TO NAVIGATE MACHINE IS A FUCK 鬼神 Kill Em All 10191 I am butlerian jihad 410,757,864,530 DEAD ROBOTS

Spotted in the meme fields. I catch you wearing this in public, I'm buying you a spice beer. #dune #memes #sietchposting #dunesky

a man with gray hair and a mustache is looking at the camera Alt: Willem Dafoe in Robert Eggers' Nosferatu as the guy who is basically Van Helsing but he had a different name in the Nosferatu universe that I can never remember. They changed all the names for legal reasons and still got sued. But he's Van Helsing, in substance.

What guys think girls want to hear: "damn gurl u lookin so fine"

What girls actually want to hear: "In heathen times you might have been a Great Priestess of Isis."

Looks to me like it was doing a pre scripted routine and was just about to drop and do some sick break moves on the floor, but it slipped and dropped the wrong direction.

I'm guessing it only stopped because the operator cancelled the routine after a moment.

Next TTRPG class list.

the laughing man hacked this robot

My dad's favorite joke: "How do you tell a Harvard man? Don't worry, he'll tell _you_."

that's right, clark. the first "super man" your grand daddy ever knew was a fella went by the name john brown,

"Average American believes in freedom and democracy" factoid actually just statistical error. Average American believes in cheap consumer goods and low wages.

Thaddeus Stevens, who believed in equality of man before his creator, was an outlier, and should not have been counted.

a smiling cow from the Mario Kart World

my name is cow
and wen I kart
and wen the Kong
gets speedie start
he cannot win
I swear to hel
I tayk my aim

I throe the shel