Sarah Walsh

Except for Connecticut. Can't we fucking do anything about that state.

Been offline for the better part of two days and regret to inform everyone it's fuckin rad out here

That alt-text though 🤩

• A teacher sponsoring a club put student artwork through Microsoft Copilot to 'clean it up' because he thought it looked too unfinished and the kid felt incredibly disrespected and upset.

Hahahahahahhaha I would backhand the teeth out of that teacher's fucking head

It's not so much that they're taking ideas from Patriot Front as it is that there's probably a very sizable overlap in membership.

The AI AOC that Chris Cuomo posted is exactly what we were warned about, just coming in a little later than expected. These things will rocket around to people who will never see the correction, never admit they were duped.

There are any number of reasons for America's high pedestrian fatality rate, including bad street design and an overabundance of SUVs and pickup trucks. But one very large factor has to be that recklessly endangering the lives of pedestrians is barely illegal in many places.

A Piedmont wealth manager left his wife and a dying man at scene of hit-and-run. Now he wants his license back It’s the latest chapter in an unusually complicated case that’s produced two starkly different narratives, by the driver and the victim’s family.

I'll never stop being amazed (and infuriated) by how lenient we are on drivers who kill pedestrians, particularly if the drivers have money. www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...

I can’t say it enough: U.S. culture is scam culture. It pervades everything we do. We don’t notice it because it’s the water we swim in. A party would do well to remind everybody how awful this is and propose to fix it.

More to the point I suspect the person is about to inflict their inability to organize their thoughts or express them clearly on ME, an impatient and fundamentally misanthropic person.

At the risk of sounding old, arrogant, and reactionary:

I don’t want to watch a video because I suspect that the reason it’s a video and not in writing is that the person can’t organize their thoughts or express them clearly.

Also, you're absolutely allowed to be like that! Go nuts! If that is the life you want to live, you are free to do that!

And everyone is free to think you're a piece of shit.

And that's that about that.

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

Gemini, text my bitch wife that I love her or whatever. Make it sound good.

Toasters

Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”

Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”

Actor Dean Cain, who played Superman in the '90s, reveals he joined ICE Dean Cain, who starred in "Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman," made a recruitment video for the agency Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

Bro, they lifted the age requirements so Dean Cain could land work.

Get. His. Ass.

Today we learned Andrew Cuomo is directly coordinating with Donald Trump, even as this President sends masked agents to rip our neighbors off the streets and guts the social services so many New Yorkers rely on.

It’s disqualifying and a betrayal of our city.

You can either decide that the city is for everyone or you can decide the city is just for special little boys who Prove Themselves Worthy, and the former's much healthier

All this makes more sense when you learn the Subway Takes guy is from Minnesota and got a graduate degree from a school in the same D3 conference I went to for undergrad

I have Will blocked after like half a dozen ugly fights and I am once again asking people to please be more normal about him? he's just an online asshole, not...deserving of whatever this is

Meet the Losers Who Still Want to Read and Think With Their Own Brains

ive seen british journalist mutuals genuinely baffled by this. they assume hes at least like some mid-tier political operative or state legislature member (RIP) or something, and get extremely shocked when they learn this almost mythological figure of american politwit is just like. some guy

Jesus, what a thread.

why would you go to all this effort to make a guy you hate seem cool as fuck

Future historians will debate if will stancil was a real person or just a aspirational figure

will stancil is best understood not as an aspiring politician, or a commentator, or perhaps even a person at all, but a phenomenon, specifically mass psychosis

will stancil is going to be one of those entities digital archeologists struggle to understand 200 years from now