Sarah Walsh

Clayton Kershaw is now the second pitcher ever to give up 100 or more earned runs in the postseason. He's at 102. Andy Pettitte gave up 117, but Andy Pettitte also pitched 80 more innings than Kershaw has.

As an instructor, I'd rather see your fever dream, No Doze-fueled 4AM essays written at an IHOP rather than anything generated by an LLM.

Hope this helps

One last postseason diaper blowout for Clayton Kershaw. A beautiful sendoff for a legend.

i will vote for anybody who fixes the headlight brightness situation

mac from always sunny saying "but who versus? who are we doing it versus?" because he cannot understand a plan that does not have a victim

every time you read a story about how no-strings-attached direct payments to vulnerable, marginalized or otherwise needy people are a big net profit to the society disbursing them, and you ask "why doesn't america do that?", please know that this is the answer why

CORRECT

Maybe it’s just me but I love to watch old homophobes struggle. It’s how I stay young.

“Hard to watch Kershaw struggle like this”? Hello, FBI? Where was this man on Jan 6???

OH MY GOD THE BIRD

[climbing back over the railing of the Benjamin Franklin bridge] chat, are we back?

A screenshot of my TL with 5 posts, all about the Phillies-Dodgers game

I feel like I've calibrated my timeline well

New Mexico. Best state? Best state.

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as a new mexican i just have to say that yeah texas invades sometimes you just have to kick their asses and send them home tail tucked. it’s usually way easier than you think, i think one time we just rolled a bunch of boulders on them from the canyon cliffs above. people love repelling texan armies

“The confederacy sent into action the world’s first combat submarine, the CSS Huntley, which sank three times in trials, drowning the crew each time (including its inventor Horace Huntley) before sink a blockade ship near Charleston in 1864 while going down itself for the fourth and last time”

My confederate neighbor told me the submarine keeps drowning his sailors so I asked how many sailors he has and he said he just goes to the navy and gets new sailors afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding sailors to the ocean and then his commanding officer started crying

You’re why my timeline is usually

[bad news about the world]
[bad news about the US]
JT REALMUTO COULD RIDE ME LIKE SECRETARIAT
[bad news about the climate]

some guys retire and go back to their hometown team, or just drift away from the city they played in

papi is boston for life and it's such a delight

Once the Phillies realize they don’t have to leave runners in scoring position, it’s over for you bitches.

I did not read a fucking thing in college 😂

Made some of the best friends of my life in various labs (computer and otherwise) as we all frantically tried to complete a project that was due the next day that we still hadn't technically begun yet. What a fuckin ball

The feeling of finishing up a long paper in the hours before it's due is an ELITE adrenaline rush that gives you the confidence of someone who thinks they killed god.

every young person should have the pleasure of this flash of self confidence. using AI is robbing yourself of yourself.

30 years ago today, we first heard “In the Garden of Eden” by I. Ron Butterfly. "Bart Sells His Soul," first aired October 8, 1995.

Yes ma'am

Fuck i just realized I could probably expands on this a bit except i wasn't kidding about the bong rip

"The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

"The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

*huge bong rip* being a soulless propagandist is the root cause of failing as a theatre kid, not the reverse

Ingrid Bergman as Ilsa Lund in Casablanca

The girlfriend of TWO of the founders of antifa!

We got this one. Cursed.

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