Sarah Walsh

If there is, please tell me, I'm begging you

Is there one (1) duvet cover on earth that does not suck balls

lord of the rings: the two towers at midnight on opening night, 2002, at the regal westgate. i had just moved to austin and fucking WILLIE NELSON was in line with everyone else. my roommate introduced himself and said “this is gonna be a great movie, willie” and he said “yup, looking forward to it.”

a friend made this and because i am not selfish i am now sharing it with you, namaste

The thing is that pedestrian killings are an area where things have gotten considerably and materially worse but people who drive cars more often don't give a shit. I mention it a lot, but it was a kid getting hit about a mile from my house that stopped all biking at my house

The last pan-ideological consensus in America is that basically everyone thinks it should be legal to kill people as long as you use a car.

It's funny. It's a big hat.

Okay this thread is making me emotional!

this is a general warrant and it's specifically the kind of warrant the framers passed the 4th amendment to outlaw

Look, we've tried shooting the traffic and that didn't work, jail is the only other solution we recognize

God it is just so fucking crazy how big of a power vacuum there is right now. It is insane. She keeps drilling how insanely pissed the Indivisible crowd, dominated by slightly older white Americans, are at democratic leadership for caving on immigration and refusing to actually fight in the open.

Big is one of my favorite “what if” guys to imagine. what a joy it would have been to hear him doing lazy old man raps over “New York State Of Mind”

Full of fancy cheese and diet coke?

It would be nice

I ask that of myself every day

Guys what if It Happens today

I'm certainly not getting out of my chair to stop it, if that's how it goes

BULLYING CONTINUES TO WORK BUT LIKE WHY DO WE HAVE TO KEEP TEACHING YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN

I would like a society to ridicule everyone who thinks a government should be run like a business into never sharing that opinion publicly ever again

Are you guys actually stupid

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

Orson Welles

I am beside myself. They assured me, those Bitches! — this character—the Son Goku—had reached his final form. I believed them. Like a child.

Then there was another. And another. Now we approach something like UUU-Super Saiyan. Hair ascends.

Meaning… does not.

this is why we have to go scorched earth on these motherfuckers the second we win back power. this shit can never be allowed to happen again (until everyone who remembers this is dead and then we'll do the whole thing again)

An extremely soft brown and black tabby cat sitting on a wooden bureau.

TFW cute and fluffy

Wow, that must be so terrifying to think you're being abducted.

my read is they were trying to whip up the usual frenzy, but then the effort got blown up by Candace Owens saying The Jews did it

It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.

Part of the Civil Rights Movement was a dignity claim that when you are in public you have a right to be spoken to in a neutral manner. Hamilton v. Alabama. This service worker may hate to serve me Cinnabons, but it is part of her job to serve every customer in the same manner.

Absolutely not, you fucking hacks

A new kind of digital camouflage emerges from DARPA AI research | Biometric Update The technique, called DiffProtect, quietly rewrites a person’s face in a photograph using the same generative technology behind modern image creation tools.

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DiffProtect “rewrites a person’s face in a photograph using the same generative technology behind modern image creation tools.
The resulting photo still looks like the person to any human viewer, but to state-of-the-art facial recognition systems, the image becomes something else entirely.”