Chaudman

Sky Sports are so good at selling stuff they half convinced me that I should stay up for the Superbowl. Then I remembered it is all silly American nonsense that I have literally zero interest in so I will obviously go to bed instead.

The top analysis of today's Labour news from Liz Truss. She believes that the "Labour Illuminati" & "the British deep state" will control post-Starmer Labour and crown first Rayner & then Streeting. And signs off with the observation: "There is no Labour Liz Truss."

For God’s sake, let us start a lengthy substack
And tell sad stories of the death of kings.

"I wouldn't buy green bananas if I were you" is going to live in my brain for years

Wanted a draw really but seeing Liverpool lose is never not funny.

Blimey, that stayed hit

Watched that Judit Polgar documentary on netflix last night. It's actually pretty good tho would be better if it had focused a bit on just how massively mentally damaging her childhood must have been.

That must be hard. Just try and stay positive mate.

This is the sort of thing chat gpt is brilliant at talking you through. Just pop the message you put here in there instead and you'll be sorted I bet.

I have always absolutely loved this song. Thank you for writing it Chloe ❤️

YouTube video by Duglas Stewart BMX Bandits - Love Me ‘Til My Heart Stops

It’s Chloe’s birthday. ❤️
Here’s one she wrote earlier.
youtu.be/7KtFIKNz_g8

"three pints"

Bagels out of the oven

I mean they look the part.

Also if he was a competent advisor surely he should have advised the PM to sack him instead once he decided he was going to resign.

Lol. Like he has a reflection.

Note to self: Don't try and ski down a massive hill if you do your ACL.

Gonna bake some bagels. Eric's being very supportive.

Delightful.

sabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed

Never heard of it or them until 5 mins ago and am now thinking "oh, they're playing the deaf institute..."

Young Anton Chekhov, the playwright, looking super hot in his 20s

Wait, THIS is young Anton Chekhov? This? Good lord. Let that gun go off, daddy

Hahaha!

Worth remembering that the London ceremony was done by a lad from this part of GM. He was just warming up.

Terrible logic. Doubt Brentford will catch us but they could conceivably take a CL slot from Liverpool or Chelsea. Which I have to support. Also can't stand Newcastle.

Well I don't think that's fine 🤬

Newcastle are really poor. So careless with the ball. Love to see it.

In fairness, if I was JD Vance I definitely wouldn't eat food anyone in Europe prepared for me either.

G11 Turkish Barber - Glasgow https://www.facebook.com/share/1E9uRgNpXw/

Nigel Farage with various haircut styles

G11 in Glasgow had the perfect retort to Nigel Farage's divisive comments about Turkish barbershops... 😂

Learn Italian with Paul Noble for Beginners: Complete Course

It's brilliant at gamification but pretty poor for actually learning a lang. Tbh I learned far more doing this for free on Spotify. This was really good.
open.spotify.com/show/7ppqJar...

I'm on 1000 day plus Duolingo streak for it but still can't really speak a fucking word