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Gay Jews, don't make it bad.
Come to Berkeley, and feed my cat.
Remember, to let my cat back inside.
Then you can give him, his cat medication.

When a misaligned joke-bot starts tickling people to death, former cop Dean Heist must come out of retirement for his first case since the death of his wife. This fall: "Don't Make Me Laugh"

Nature is American

"Who even smokes weed anymore? Just do ketamine like a normal person"

This isn't the only way to get demons in your penis, but it is by far the easiest

I have 4 legs in the morning, 700 legs in the evening, I find it hard to enjoy the things I used to, I have difficulty getting out of the bed in the morning

In order to spend time with his cool new team of attorneys, executive James Bale must find more and more ways to get into legal trouble. This summer: "BALE BONDS"

acausal decision theory bf, acausal decision gf

I talked about you to my therapist today (good)

"The Sacred Emperor's ninth decree demands a test, administered every three years, to discover the most valiant souls of each- HEY SHUT THE FUCK UP, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BE FUCKING QUIET YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. I WILL FUCK YOU UP. SAY I WONT - MAKE MY FUCKING DAY. FUCKING DO IT SAY ONE MOR

ah yes, my abs - something that both exists and is possible to exercise by laughing

violence begets violence (good)

Again, we are not talking about death, we are talking about 3d printers

*way* bigger than B

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I love this idea

Never studied physics, but always wanted to learn

The empathy I learned from making pizzas and waiting tables in my youth never faded. When you have access to "maybe they are having an exhausting day", the world looks less like a machine designed to get you personally and more like a place where the small kindnesses you can do are meaningful.

become as strong as you can, so when the time comes that you see someone who needs help, you can step in

practice small acts when you can - serious situations have quickly closing time windows

tell the bystander effect "NOT TODAY"

A girl once took me on a skydiving date and it was fantastic

rationalist critics - a guy kicking in the (unlocked) door of a chemistry conference, yelling "WOW THIS IS BORING", grabbing a paper out of someone's hand "YEah but What about MUSIC? Where's the JOY?HUH HUH HUH HUH????"

close one - almost sent someone a screenshot with "24/7 friendship simulator" still visible in the searchbar

Me quietly sobbing into bowl #3 of the sexy bee cereal: "... hey there's a coloring thing on the box"

My wife: *Texts me about how she was brought to tears by her grandmother's 100th birthday celebration at the local church*

Me who almost cried earlier thinking about Gohan defeating Cell: "Definitely an emotional day"

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At least one of ζ(5), ζ(7), ζ(9), ζ(11) is irrational, but we don't know which

Your mother and I will be proud of you, whatever you choose

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