Andy

(To the tune of Losing My Religion by REM)

Cade Cunningham looks like he is 100 years old

Is that Tommy?

My Favorite Actress Is Not Human Tilly Norwood doesn’t need a hairstylist, has no regrettable posts, and if you wish to see a virgin on-screen, this is one of your better chances. That’s because she’s AI. A picture of some AI girl standing on an AI landscape with an AI monster behind her. I'm gonna be so real: she looks about 14 By Tyler Cowen

I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?

Maybe the industry-wide pivot resulted in such a prevalence of video (and dearth of written content) that it trained people to prefer video

Have you done a Dude Wipes Guys ep yet?

When it's lunchtime we dine together
Told you I'd be the lunch-getter
Drive thru line's around the bend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out to the end

Now that I'm hungrier than ever
Know that I'll be eating better
Housing an Arby's Beef and Cheddar, eddar, eddar, ey, ey, ey

Tack on some sort of “nationalist”/“anti-European” qualifier in there too

Well don't I feel stupid

The plan: get Jimmy Kimmel suspended so his ratings would quadruple. People are more interested in shows they’re not allowed to watch. This also allowed me to manufacture the biggest First Amendment issue in decades.

Oh sweet! Less CAD for me then!

I might be stealing the design of that record storage shelf thingy. Very sleek!

$5200

Is he talking about a specific baby?

A facebook marketplace post for a wooden clock, displayed with a confederate flag behind it. $20

Turning this into a fb marketplace thread…

???

Not that subtly!

the skewer seems loosening out of the middle of the world

and these numbers… you say they go up really high? what, like, a million?

ah, ten million, you say? a hundred million? I see…

Case Study of the Hard Right | 2024 Year in Hate & Extremism Founded by Charlie Kirk, TPUSA’s effort to sow fear and division to enforce social hierarchies rooted in supremacism is emblematic of broader political project.

Pretty good counter to the posthumous lionization of Charlie Kirk and his org (TPUSA) from last year

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*extremly gritted teeth*

Outback Steakhouse?

Headline reading “nantucket sewage reveals cocaine levels 50 percent above US average, according to data from health officials”

Seems low honestly?

elderly lady behind you in self-checkout: my my! aren’t we feeling flavorsome this evening!

Bone-petite!

“president alarm clock what time”

“president bedtime or no?”

Bringing my own pair of inversion boots so we can hang together, face-to-face

A Facebook Marketplace listing for “inversion boots “ with a photo of two plastic boots with straps, attached upside-down to a home gym pull-up bar

A man wearing khaki shorts and a a pastel plaid shirt, suspended upside-down by his feet, strapped into the “inversion boots”.

Wanna go buy these just to meet this guy. Sir, why did you buy these “inversion boots”? What has happened that you no longer need them? Or want them? Did they provide what you were hoping for? Would you take $15?