Zoeytrope

my life plan is just to go as hard as I can for as long as I can, and let whatever’s left at the end clatter into my grave

Vote for me. No I won't do anything for you. No I won't do anything you want for the betterment of society. I don't care about you; I don't owe you my work and deeds, YOU owe ME your support. But see that guy over there? He's worse. I promise I won't be that bad. No other guarantees. You're welcome.

Ghost is supposed to be good I think

It's okay to lib out every once in a while

You have greasy rags where your brain should be

My brain is leaking of out my ears thanks

GOT HER ASS

It's true; I thought the color-changing LEDs would make me whole, but I must retvrn to beige

The desktop is mundane now. It's just an appliance. It's no longer an object of power and reverence

Grummz

What a weird hypothetical to make when the 2020 election already happened

the holy trinity The Felt is not The Hand is not The Henson Spirit. But together...they are Muppet.

had a very respectful chat about theology tonight

Blood Cultures kicked ass @ Neumos.

Everyone can tell I’m high, and I’m going to feel like this forever.

Here’s what it’s taught me about management consulting.

"i promise right now, years away from an election, to vote for an awful shitbag bigot because he isn't the other guy" shut da fuck up. you are making things worse

Stella…. Two!!

I either make the joke work now, or I release it into the aether for someone else

RIP

A Scanner Darkly whipped ass in the theater! You could really see every pulsating vein on Alex Jones’ neck

I saw EDGE OF TOMORROW (2014) on opening weekend because I got free tickets from a Klout perk. The best movie is one you saw for posting good

Let them go, Jerry! >:(

:C

JTP 2028

Democrat fundraisers invited Jeffrey Epstein to a private meeting with Rep. Hakeem Jeffries during 2013 effort to win House majority.

Woo hoo! Let’s push these people left!

I haven't been to Revolver in ages!! Glad it's still around.

Oh you know I'm the one on the right

if you want a cute edgy thick lineart game, cult of the lamb is right there, expansion just came out, it's great, it's woke (land acknowledgement in the credits) you don't need to play hitler games

I think they'd go "wow we're on the boddle"