Eric Schulmiller

Well-written piece, ruined by a real shithed

The trash compactor scene from Star Wars is basically the nexus of all of these.

What a photograph.

“Nearly two dozen arrested as faith leaders protested outside a federal immigration facility near Chicago…”

Arrested large amounts of peaceful clergy face first on pavement is a pretty good sign you’re not the good guys in the story. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...

Whoever runs the Homeland Security Twitter account needs to be brought before the Hague

When I first saw “family of bears” I thought it was the other one and tbh Leonard Berenstain would’ve been a hilarious name for the dad.

A tweet from J.J. Abbott (@jjabbott) says: “Narrator: He did not fight.” It quotes a 2022 tweet from John Fetterman (@JohnFetterman) that reads: “Health care is a basic, fundamental human right. I will fight for health care like the health care that saved my life. #PASenateDebate.”

In terms of big disappointments, he gets honorable Manchin.

Catskill Cultural Center Saved, and Renewed, Thanks to a Fiddler’s Tune (Published 2013)

Fun fact: We would’ve never been able to go to Ashokan every year if it wasn’t for Ken Burns www.nytimes.com/2013/05/13/n...

@maris.bsky.social should I get this for $1 y/n?

👏🏻 👏🏻

I think he endlessly rides the subway with Jill Stein like the worst possible version of Snowpiercer?

I Ate Too Much Candy And Now I Have A Tummy Ache: The Sequel

Another host, Eugene Daniels, asked Mr. Cuomo what he meant by diversity being a “weakness.” “Diversity can be a weakness if you have antipathy among groups, Jonathan,” Mr. Cuomo said, mistaking Mr. Daniels for his co-host Jonathan Capehart, both of whom are Black.

You can't make this up.

Homey literally said "touch mass"

I feel like I should get a prize for hitting this Starbucks/Marvel d-lister/WWE/Netflix phenomenon four-leg parlay

Finally, a beer that is not woke

Bach that Ascot Up

every sports team is a Ship of Theseus

Alden Ehrenreich is the Taron Egerton of Ansel Elgorts (complementary)

the duality of man

Frogs: The Surprising Star of the Passover Table Throughout history, the amphibians have often been symbols of change and liberation, making them a fitting symbol for the Jewish celebration.

First - this is AMAZING work. I would gleefully buy a print if you sell them!
Second - here’s something I wrote years back about frogs in Judaism that expands on all of this. Frogs are great! www.theatlantic.com/entertainmen...

Nerdy fit of the day

Good lord police you're looking for someone who robbed an art museum the guy is RIGHT THERE

Made my rally sign!

These are 100% A.I.-written

Dosa Cat

lol they Kobayashi Maru’d the shit out of that puzzle